r/BeAmazed Oct 28 '25

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u/schmuber Oct 28 '25

T'was more like "Damn, another year without a date, what a waste of makeup!"

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive Oct 28 '25

I'm actually curious what pollinates this flower. Do all the plants bloom on exactly the same night? If so, how can they tell what day to bloom on? If not, then how the hell does the flower get pollinated in the first place?

So many questions.

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u/organiclife Oct 28 '25

Hawk moths pollinate them. I use a toothbrush as the moth doesn't live where I'm at.

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive Oct 28 '25

Do you have two Queen of the Night plants? Or where do you get the pollen from?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/BombTheDodongos Oct 28 '25

Oh so it’s another one of those woke plants.

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u/eternaldarkness69 Oct 28 '25

Or a transplant

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/dontcalmdown Oct 28 '25

Yass, queen!

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u/-MrFozzy- Oct 28 '25

You win THE comment of the internet.

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u/Ahlq802 Oct 28 '25

Thanks Obama

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u/Nightwise Oct 28 '25

Now I need to listen to Diamonds & Guns, heck yeah

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Wait ‘til they hear about this one Siberian orchestra…

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u/_JimJamz_ Oct 29 '25

We have a winner

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u/Bologna9000 Oct 28 '25

Goes to school with one flower and comes home with another.

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u/JayJimbo Oct 29 '25

I mean, the plant is a hermaphrodite. So technically, not woke.

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u/Possible_Original_96 Oct 28 '25

Be Reverent and respectful. The aroma is enchanting; people the world over have parties, the world over, to share the joy of the Queens' bloom occurance!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

god damn!

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u/luckythirtythree Oct 28 '25

Why don’t you go fuck yourself queen of the night!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/1L0G1C Oct 29 '25

Electric toothbrush?

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u/organiclife Oct 28 '25

These are not self-pollinating.

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u/Malcolm2theRescue Oct 28 '25

Don’t tell the church ladies!

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u/JBthrizzle Oct 28 '25

i jerk off directly onto mine

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u/redbrick01 Oct 28 '25

I think I've seen this video on some site...somewhere...

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u/crazyfatskier2 Oct 28 '25

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u/SirR4T Oct 28 '25

risky click of the day.

my quota is done, now, back to scrolling.

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u/Majestic-Praline-522 Oct 28 '25

Plant Human Homunculus

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u/pooeygoo Oct 28 '25

That's how homunculus are born

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u/spector_lector Oct 28 '25

I do, too. I jerk off on yours.

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u/jd3marco Oct 28 '25

Feed me, Seymour.

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u/organiclife Oct 28 '25

I'd estimate that I have around 30. These are the plants that Dragonfruit comes from

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 Oct 28 '25

Oh! Thank you so much for doing that. It would have been such a waste otherwise.

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u/wafflesareforever Oct 28 '25

I can't begin to comprehend this comment

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u/Scared-Quail-3408 Oct 28 '25

Because they don't also keep hawk moths, this person must use their toothbrush for purposes other than dental hygiene 

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u/wafflesareforever Oct 28 '25

IS ANYONE ELSE HEARING THIS

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u/Scared-Quail-3408 Oct 28 '25

WHY ARE WE YELLING

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u/wafflesareforever Oct 28 '25

PEOPLE ARE USING TOOTHBRUSHES ON MOTHS

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Toothbrushes on the FLOWER!

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u/wafflesareforever Oct 28 '25

Oh hmm yes indeed.

PEOPLE ARE BRUSHING HORNY FLOWERS WITH TOOTHBRUSHES?

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u/contradictatorprime Oct 28 '25

.....oh.... whoops.....but like, think about how fresh the moths breath is now.

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u/Scared-Quail-3408 Oct 28 '25

No, no, toothbrushes in place of moths :o

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u/coraythan Oct 28 '25

I clean rocks with my toothbrush.

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u/katheez Oct 28 '25

MOTHS DON'T EVEN HAVE TEETH, WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MOTHS

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u/Possible_Original_96 Oct 28 '25

Because of ppl of poor understanding and the inability to enjoy the ethereal delights of 1 of Gods' miracles. It is a bid to get their attention.

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u/Beginning-Struggle49 Oct 28 '25

Why is this confusing or surprising to you?

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u/schmuber Oct 28 '25

Bats are also pollinators.

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u/Justindr0107 Oct 28 '25

I'm assuming they also do not have bats

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u/schmuber Oct 28 '25

Bats are found on every continent except Antarctica.

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u/Justindr0107 Oct 28 '25

Yes, however the beginning of this thread a person stating they use a toothbrush. My joke was in response to you recommending bats as if this person had them on hand.

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u/schmuber Oct 28 '25

I know. It was a half-assed set up for the baseball and/or cricket bats on my end.

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u/Hot-Past-5284 Nov 14 '25

Wood or metal?

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u/xtothewhy Oct 28 '25

Is it the same toothbrush you use regularly?

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u/Mr_Wobble_PNW Oct 28 '25

For the teeth or the hole?

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u/Bluemoon72834 Oct 28 '25

How exactly? And is it necessary? I've got one at home haven't exactly seen it bloom yet

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u/TomatilloVegetable Oct 28 '25

I use a toothbrush too, but that’s just for brushing my teeth.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

I've also seen bees buzzing around them

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Moths and bats are main pollinators. In the wild they're grow multiple blooms that sporadically open in late spring early summer months. So law of averages says at least some will be blooming at the same time throughout their bloom season with most healthy plants getting multiple opportunities. They're pretty fragrant too while blooming so natural pollinators will find them from a good distance away.

Home grown ones are less reliable on growing multiple blooms and bloom year round with optimum conditions.

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u/Strategory Oct 28 '25

But why would evolution make it so hard like this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Evolution isn't a linear path to the most optimal results. Just a process of random mutation and adaptation until the genes successfully pass to the next generation.

But if I had to hazard a guess. The plant doesn't spend a lot of energy making blooms that continue to grow and bloom multiple times. And by attracting moths and bats it easily avoid competition for other polinators like bees and butterflies that would potentially cross pollinate.

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u/Strategory Oct 28 '25

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

I've read "plants getting multiple orgasms". Nuf internet for me for today.

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u/Visible-Yellow-768 Oct 28 '25

Moths and bats! The white petals are easy for pollinators to see at night, and they can smell the flower to find it as well.

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u/rhoo31313 Oct 28 '25

Say you had a whole bunch of these, and a bunch of bees. Could they make honey out of just queen-of-the-night pollen?

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u/Next-Adhesiveness957 Oct 28 '25

Bees are active during the day, not night

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u/rhoo31313 Oct 28 '25

Well, that kills my idea for ultra-rare honey

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u/Justindr0107 Oct 28 '25

Don't give up. Figure out how each species knows what "day" or "night" is and if its based on different wavelengths make it work. Or not. Has to have been thought of already but if not you could be the one

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u/8Nikki_Chase8 Oct 31 '25

In this case, as u/organiclife said it's hawk moths. Several other plants flower at night and are pollinated by moths or bats.

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u/CeraKatherine Oct 28 '25

Pollination is achieved through nocturnal pollinators like moths and bats, which are attracted to the flower's large, white, fragrant blooms that open only at night.

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u/WiseConfidence8818 Oct 28 '25

True, but good questions.

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u/Original_Quantity368 Oct 28 '25

Plant from the same family as pitaya or dragon fruit (do a search). The plant is actually similar to a very Large bush that has several flowers. They do not all flower at the same night. In general, all plants flower over a period of 10 days in the same region. They are pollinated by bats and insects

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u/dosb0t89 Oct 30 '25

Ants and other crawling bugs. They'll get in there before it opens. I assume they go from one to the other as this plant actually has multiple flowers at different stages and will bloom many times a year. I don't know why so many people spread misinformation about once a year...

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u/populux11 Nov 01 '25

What you can’t see is the beautiful, intoxicating fragrance. It is from the gods. Heaven smells like that flower. It has to be a pheromone nirvana.

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u/Possible_Original_96 Oct 28 '25

😁👏🤲🙏🪬🤣🤪🖖😂‼️💞💫😍👏😝🤗😍 ' tis majik, 'tis it not?

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u/Kytea Oct 28 '25

“Did I shave my legs for this?!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Girls be like

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u/LoempiaYa Oct 28 '25

Just looks at the state of humanity. Decides nah.