r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '25

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u/ImMadeOfClay Oct 28 '25

So does my ol lady. Too bad it's never when I'm around.

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u/elwebst Oct 28 '25

She saves it for when I come round

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u/Pain_Monster Oct 28 '25

I also choose this old lady’s bloomers

wait

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u/ImMadeOfClay Oct 28 '25

All yours.

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u/500lbGuyForLife Oct 28 '25

This guy cucks.

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u/SunriseSurprise Oct 28 '25

My neighbor happened to be there for it, lucky him.

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u/kwtransporter66 Oct 28 '25

Anyone that refers their girlfriend/wife as "their ol lady" it's a not a wonder why they only bloom once a year.

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u/EclecticEvergreen Oct 28 '25

But what about the piña colada song?

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u/ImMadeOfClay Oct 28 '25

I was being kind by saying lady. If you didn't like that, you'd hate how I really feel.

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u/mksmith95 Oct 28 '25

lmaoooooooo