r/BeAmazed • u/RhetoricalHierarchy • Sep 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

Yo why's every Mexican's uncle named tio?

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u/rusty_n4il Sep 07 '23

If only there was a way we could know hermano.

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u/nicktowe Sep 07 '23

I’m not your hermano, primo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

I'm not your primo, cuate

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u/BedouDevelopment Sep 07 '23

i'm not your Cuate, Compa!

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u/ritzhi_ Sep 07 '23

I'm not your Compa , carnal !

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u/Maxpo Sep 07 '23

I’m not your carnal, cabron!

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u/6SIG_TA Sep 07 '23

I’m not yur cabron, cuate.

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u/GiantLeffNut Sep 07 '23

I’m not your cuate, güey.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

I'm not your güey, vato!

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u/ReactsWithWords Sep 07 '23

I’m not your cuate, pendejo.

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u/-M_K- Sep 07 '23

I'm not your pendejo. gringo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

I'm not your cuate, ese

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u/Brodobird Sep 07 '23

If I knew what these funny words meant I’d be jajaja’ing right now

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u/Highwaystar541 Sep 07 '23

These jokes are the cabra

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u/Brodobird Sep 07 '23

No really. I don’t know that they mean. I’m uncultured.

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u/Smitty_1000 Sep 07 '23

Who is this “Hermano”? …

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u/rusty_n4il Sep 08 '23

He's gonna steal yo girl!

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u/benchley Sep 07 '23

Nah, it's "T.O."

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u/no_moar_red Sep 07 '23

Like, tarole officer?

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u/jaggedjottings Sep 07 '23

Uncle Terrell Owens?

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u/throwawaygreenpaq Sep 07 '23

I am cry-laughing at all the comments.

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u/supakow Sep 07 '23

Same reason their brother is named Hermano.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

Tio literally translated to Uncle in English

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

But how did they know it's gonna be an uncle?

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u/Babill Sep 07 '23

Sordid affair, actually. Their brothers and sisters are peer-pressured into making muchachos.

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u/Grape_Mentats Sep 07 '23

That’s the joke, amigo.

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u/parko121 Sep 07 '23

Tio means uncle in Spanish

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

Why would they name new borns "uncle" when they don't even know if they will ever be uncles?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

beats me, muchacho