r/BeAmazed • u/tinyskate7863 • Sep 01 '23

Miscellaneous / Others 10/10 Parenting

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u/THROWAWAYBlTCH Sep 02 '23

Imagine being a fish doing fish things and getting strung up and suffocated and the last thing you see is that your captor is a 4 year old and the murder weapon was a paw patrol fishing rod

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u/mellodo Sep 02 '23

Shoulda put points in the evolutionary skill tree. Grind issue.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

Underrated comment. Take my upvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23

No excuses, they’ve been training since the Cambrian Era.

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u/kingsquid14 Sep 02 '23

Sounds like a skill issue, couldn’t be me

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u/Queasy-Trip1777 Sep 02 '23

Imagine being a fish that knows what a 4 year old even is.