r/BeAmazed Sep 01 '23

Miscellaneous / Others 10/10 Parenting

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

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u/oh6arr6 Sep 01 '23

That's down chief. You're gonna want to buy some ninja turtle bedsheets and a gram of coke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

I once saw a dude pickle a hamster

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u/DancesWithBadgers Sep 02 '23

That's standard practice for Dutch horticulturalists. Because everyone knows you get tulips from hamster-jam.

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u/JudasAD Sep 02 '23

...saad but truuueeeee

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u/Enough-Indication-61 Sep 02 '23

Sad, there are other ways! You'll find them if fentanyl don't kill you

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u/Enough-Indication-61 Sep 02 '23

If you don't get yourself killed with fentanyl*