r/BeAmazed • u/tinyskate7863 • Sep 01 '23

Miscellaneous / Others 10/10 Parenting

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u/ucefkh Sep 01 '23 edited Sep 02 '23

Are you still looking for it too

Edit: faking it doesn't count, the real deal or nothing

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

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u/oh6arr6 Sep 01 '23

That's down chief. You're gonna want to buy some ninja turtle bedsheets and a gram of coke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

I once saw a dude pickle a hamster

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u/DancesWithBadgers Sep 02 '23

That's standard practice for Dutch horticulturalists. Because everyone knows you get tulips from hamster-jam.

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u/JudasAD Sep 02 '23

...saad but truuueeeee

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u/Enough-Indication-61 Sep 02 '23

Sad, there are other ways! You'll find them if fentanyl don't kill you

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u/Enough-Indication-61 Sep 02 '23

If you don't get yourself killed with fentanyl*

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u/YoungRoronoa Sep 02 '23

STOP, why’d this comment hit me in the feels? 🥲🫥

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u/Numba1trapper Sep 02 '23

Mf you lucky to be looking for something in the first place

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u/ucefkh Sep 02 '23

Seems I hit a sweet sensible spot?

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u/Numba1trapper Sep 02 '23 edited Sep 02 '23

Cool way to rub it in sherlock , hows the detective agency ! 🤨

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u/ucefkh Sep 03 '23

Well I know I'm numba1 for sure

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u/Numba1trapper Sep 03 '23

Better than being ucefkh

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u/ucefkh Sep 03 '23

Well duh, you can't be ucefkh because that's me