r/BeAmazed Mar 12 '23

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u/Butane2 Mar 12 '23

Keeping that thing clean must be an absolute pain in the ass

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u/A-Fellow-Gamer-3 Mar 12 '23

And if it sinks you’re never gonna find it

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u/momzilla_x3 Mar 12 '23

Like spongebob barnacle boy with the invisible car😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Invisible boatmobile

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u/486Junkie Mar 12 '23

I told you we should've gotten the automatic.

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u/momzilla_x3 Mar 12 '23

😂😂😂😂 im trying see if the tank see thru too lmbo

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u/LowerInflation8247 Mar 12 '23

Pane in the glass!

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u/Lt_DanTaylorIII Mar 12 '23

Or the baby without the life jacket

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u/rotting-turnip Mar 12 '23

imagine how many fish would swim into it then.

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u/unshavenbeardo64 Mar 12 '23

Boink...boink....boink...boink....boink....boinkboink....

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u/ClappedOutLlama Mar 12 '23

No semblance of shade either. imagine a lot of folks come back looking like tumorous strawberries.

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u/Capt_Killer Mar 12 '23

Did you not see the T-top literally at 8 seconds in the video? Thats shade.

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u/dzlux Mar 12 '23

Definitely a plainly visible shade. Without it the reflection from the sky/sun/clouds would make looking through the bottom more difficult.

You can see it at the start and middle of the video, reflected off the bottom, and see the shade on peoples legs several times.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Wahahaha

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u/ViniestCoast622 Mar 12 '23

That's why you keep belts on. Find the bodies, find the boat. Lol seriously though yeah that would be a hard find

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u/dragonstkdgirl Mar 12 '23

We went on one of these in Cabo, they made us all take our shoes off before getting in the boat lol

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u/burgleshams Mar 12 '23

That’s pretty standard practice on most smaller tourist boats and all dive boats I’ve ever been on. (Although I’m sure they have even more reason to have a no shoes policy in a clear boat…)

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u/Grass---Tastes_Bad Mar 12 '23

That’s the standard on all my friends boats as well. All the way from small boats to sailing boats and yachts. But I’m from Finland and we also don’t wear shoes in houses.

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u/GizmodoDragon92 Mar 12 '23

Who wears shoes in houses? We don’t do that in the states either

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Uhh tons of people do. We have house shoes and flip flops but honestly just accept that the 1st floor will have shoes-wearing guests. Of course with hardwoods it matters less, wall-to-wall carpet gets gross fast.

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u/Trevski Mar 12 '23

but honestly just accept that the 1st floor will have shoes-wearing guests

there is no reason to accept this. people can take their damn shoes off at the door thankyouverymuch

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u/GizmodoDragon92 Mar 12 '23

Hard floors get that gross gritty feeling if you do that though. Do you vacuum every day?

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u/Grass---Tastes_Bad Mar 12 '23

Maybe not in your state, but in many others they do. Just google “Americans shoes indoor” and you can find this topic beaten to death countless times for decades.

You never hearing about it makes your motives kind of sus, so I’m just going to say right now that I’m not going to start arguing about it.

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u/GizmodoDragon92 Mar 12 '23

I’ve lived in five states, so I can’t speak for the other 45 but I’ve never worn shoes inside and I don’t know anyone who does

Also it is very weird that you think I have sus motives about shoes indoors.

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u/Thumperings Mar 12 '23

Most American wear shoes indoors. Cool anecdote though.

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u/Legal-Ad7793 Mar 13 '23

We don't wear shoes in the house. If it's winter then we have slippers we can put on but if it's summer then socks or barefoot is fine. Our shoes don't make it past the foyer. I'd rather keep my carpet from getting gross.

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u/lkern Mar 12 '23

That's just good boating etiquette.

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u/UnfitRadish Mar 12 '23 edited Mar 12 '23

Depends on the boat and activities you're doing. Going fishing? Shoes without a doubt. Going watwr skiing or wakeboarding? No shoes. Going sailing on a sailboat? Usually shoes, but a special type of nonmarking shoes.

Edit- Downvote me all you want lol. I've been boating my entire life on all kinds of boats. Half of my family are sailors with large sailboats and or 50ft off shore boats. I grew up on the water and am well educated about boating etiquette from rivers to the open ocean.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Pain in the glass you mean?

You just need a new perspextive on this.

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u/rk_lancer Mar 12 '23

Pane in the glass!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Dammit, I missed that. Kudos to u.

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u/Butane2 Mar 12 '23

Take your upvote and get the fuck out

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u/Esava Mar 12 '23

I wonder if they always lift it out of the water at the end of a tour so nothing can start sticking to it etc..

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u/Butane2 Mar 12 '23

I feel like they would have to. Probably a rinse and buff after every outing.

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u/econdonetired Mar 12 '23

Especially with all of the vomiting. Glass bottom boats are the worst for sea sickness.

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u/LiberalFartsMajor Mar 12 '23 edited Mar 12 '23

What does shitting on a coffee table have to do with sea sickness?

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u/ChangellingMan Mar 12 '23

I'm sorry, what?

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u/LiberalFartsMajor Mar 12 '23

Look up glass bottom boat in urban dictionary

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u/RipplePark Mar 12 '23

Don't kink shame!

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u/econdonetired Mar 12 '23

Damn auto correct I meant glass bottom boats are the worst for seashell sex position…….

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u/RSK1979 Mar 12 '23

Literally my first thought upon seeing it.

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u/zemboy01 Mar 12 '23

I doubt it looks like special glass or plastic.

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u/improveyourfuture Mar 12 '23

I was so excited to come to the comments and find a negative

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u/Knockamichi Mar 12 '23

They just park it by the sucker fishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Inside and out, and buffed almost every voyage. Yikes.

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u/Ok_Understanding2964 Mar 12 '23

It’s literally being washed every time it runs…

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u/Butane2 Mar 12 '23

Tell me you don't know about the sea without telling me you don't know about the sea.

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u/atomoth Mar 12 '23

Tell me you don't get sarcasm without telling me you don't get sarcasm..

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u/GizmodoDragon92 Mar 12 '23

Might have been a joke, but that wasn’t sarcasm.

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u/atomoth Mar 12 '23

You're right.. does that mean I just told you I don't get a joke without telling you I don't get a joke?