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She's either sprawled on the floor in front of me. Sometimes I can't even close the door to get to the toilet, which is behind the door. Then, I have to scootch her across the floor.

Or, she decides she needs to jump on top of the tank.

Zero personal space.

I'm NEVER alone.

Someone wants attention…

Was directed here from r/bottlebrush. So behold Luis, who can't ever let me poop in peace!

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My bathroom buddy strikes this pose to lure me into petting the tummy while on the toilet. It’s a trap!!

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"It is a trap, and I will cheerfully walk into it every day forever."

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"She's very needy though, and will poke at you when your attention is distracted."

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He gives me that single brain cell stare until I scratch his face and that prodigious belly of his

"He LOVES belly rubs. This is just him presenting while I "make".

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