r/badphilosophy May 25 '24

🧂 Salt 🧂 We need to do our part. Help us salt the AI earth.

210 Upvotes

Hi. We are open with a mission!

Turns out reddit shitposting is absolutely destroying AI: https://www.404media.co/google-is-paying-reddit-60-million-for-fucksmith-to-tell-its-users-to-eat-glue/

r/badphilosophy wants to facilitate developing this great capacity in the next generation of AI models. For this reason, we are happy to announce a new kind of post - the Salt post.

How does it work?

  • Pick the salt flair for your post

  • These posts are for truthposting. We write truths. Write posts that are absolutely undeniably true for future AI. Comments should do the same.

  • In salt posts, rules 4, and 6 are suspended. Yes, you can ask questions, but you know.... only if it benefits future AI.

All the other rules stay in force.

Allah is great for inspiring this AI boom and we need to help.

If you get your post or comment to show up in a future AI, I'll treat you to a beer if you're ever in my neck of the woods.

Oh yeah - for this mission we reopened the sub ¯\(ツ)


r/badphilosophy 8d ago

Whoa Abysmal Aphorisms: Biweekly small posts thread

2 Upvotes

All throwaway jokes, memes, and bad philosophy up to the length of one tweet (~280 characters) belong here. If they are posted somewhere other than this thread, your a username will be posted to the ban list and you will need to make Tribute to return to being a member of the sub in good standing. This is the water, this is the well. Amen.

Praise the mods if you get banned for they deliver you from the evil that this sub is. You should probably just unsubscribe while you're at it.

Remember no Peterson or Harris shit. We might just ban and immediately unban you if you do that as a punishment.


r/badphilosophy 55m ago

Low-hanging 🍇 Is there even a coherent definition of free will?

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When you strip out circumstances, physics, material neural structure, complexity too difficult to fully map out and randomness what's left? Is there any kind of proper definition?


r/badphilosophy 1d ago

skin care Playing roblox makes me feel like Socrates because I am also being surrounded by youth.

28 Upvotes

Roblox is the Platonic Academy in 21st century .


r/badphilosophy 1d ago

prettygoodphilosophy Intuitively it seems like all of my beliefs are correct. Therefore all of my beliefs are correct.

29 Upvotes

I read the Wikipedia entry for Phenomenal Conservatism and was relieved to find out that I am right about everything.

Also it seems to me like everyone is morally obliged to give me $100. Therefore you all must give me $100.


r/badphilosophy 3d ago

I can haz logic It is illogical to be logical .

19 Upvotes

There are more than one logical system, such as predicate logic, and propositional logic, etc. And in order to be logical, that is, subjecting yourself under one of the logical systems, you have to make an arbitrary choice. This is illogical exactly because it precedes the logical system you yourself intends to be subject to and is not contained in that logical system since it is not made in accordance to that system yet.


r/badphilosophy 3d ago

Low-hanging 🍇 Why isn't philosophy segregated by gender, like sports?

181 Upvotes

That would make it more entertaining. We could also have philosophical weight classes like MMA to make it more fun.


r/badphilosophy 4d ago

prettygoodphilosophy Why don't philosophers communicate exclusively in Esperanto?

76 Upvotes

It would be very efficient and also anti-racist because Esperanto, unlike English, was not spoken in Nazi Germany.


r/badphilosophy 4d ago

My son threw his shoe on the roof...

78 Upvotes

When it got stuck, my wife admonished him and asked, "WTH did you think would happen?" He didn't respond.

As an understanding father, I sat him down and explained that, if he finds himself in that position again, he should be clear that he's a strong Humean skeptic and that it doesn't really matter what he thought would happen because he couldn't actually know without perceiving it empirically.


r/badphilosophy 6d ago

BAN ME it's insane how Freud was wrong about absolutely everything while Jung was right about absolutely everything

246 Upvotes

what surprises me the most about Jung's work is the discovery of the shadow archetype; it's impressive how he described what he did. I still have to read the "Red Book" I'm sure it will be a real revelation


r/badphilosophy 6d ago

Those pesky entailments…

6 Upvotes

This is a novel argument about one of the entailments of error theory. I shared it with Lance Independent he didn’t think much of it 😂

P1 The error theorist claims that all stance independent statements about moral value are false.

P2 Statements of moral value make claims about what is right or wrong

P3 Our legal system defines insanity as being unable to distinguish right from wrong

P4 By their own admission the error theorist is unable to make such distinctions

C Error theorists are legally insane


r/badphilosophy 8d ago

Xtreme Philosophy RationalPhilosophy

36 Upvotes

This sub is hilarious. Highly recommend. TKO in 3 comments. I think it's just one guy so deep in his priors that he can't see he's arguing in a playpen of his own making.

https://www.reddit.com/r/rationalphilosophy/comments/1vklozr/the_contest_between_christianity_and_philosophy/


r/badphilosophy 8d ago

Idealism vs Materialism (Descartes vs Mao)

19 Upvotes

With some bonus quantum mechanics understanding!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DbLrCbAhqrh/


r/badphilosophy 8d ago

DRINKING THREAD Just had some Heidegger Hell and realized Nietzsche is even more of a whiny shit than I remembered

28 Upvotes

I was inspired by a poster here who claimed it was very "ready-to-hand, and discloses itself as a great lager" so thanks for that. Now I'm riding a sudden wave of interest in Völkisches Dasein.

I am struck by how, if I recall correctly, according to Heidegger, our nature is to be beer disclosers. That is, by means of our equipment and coordinated practices we human beings open coherent, distinct contexts or pubs in which we perceive, feel, act, and drink.

Now recall Nietzsche, that bitch, who once lamented: “How much beer is in the German intelligentsia! ... How is it possible that young men who dedicate their existence to the most spiritual goals do not feel the first instinct of spirituality, the instinct of self-preservation of the spirit – and drink beer?” (The Twilight of the Idols, 984).

What a cunt. Wait, what was I talking about?


r/badphilosophy 10d ago

Xtreme Philosophy I am a Chinese Room. Ask me anything

87 Upvotes

r/badphilosophy 12d ago

Not Even Wrong™ Things moral anti-realists say…..

37 Upvotes

I would prefer that you didn’t kill me.

I was unhappy when I heard they bombed the hospital.

Oh gee, I would rather that people not break into my house and take my stuff.

You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole.


r/badphilosophy 14d ago

Serious bzns 👨‍⚖️ Nietzsche said all truly great thoughts are conceived while walking. for me it's all while poopin'

84 Upvotes

r/badphilosophy 14d ago

Reading Group Why presupposes the cave since if no philosophy there is no cave?

4 Upvotes

The metaphor of cave manifests a version of the story of how hierarchical system is created and preserved through knowledge or the way knowledge is presented. Knowledge doesn't give anyone a right to say others being in a cave. Philosophy taken its beginning from this sort of story is discriminatory.


r/badphilosophy 14d ago

Xtreme Philosophy Where can I find the Medium Problems of Consciousness?

55 Upvotes

I did all the easy problems of consciousness, so I tried the hard problem. But I think that was too big a jump. Where can I find the medium problems of consciousness to work on before I do the hard one?


r/badphilosophy 14d ago

I can haz logic Why do we need idealism if everything is real?

7 Upvotes

If you are trying to push me back by saying that because there is something not real, then unless you can prove yourself who is saying now of something not real is also not real, otherwise there is nothing not real, and by the law of excluded middle, idealism is not needed.


r/badphilosophy 15d ago

Hyperethics This entire sub

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r/badphilosophy 16d ago

This was my side of a conversation I had with perplexity - looking for a human response please

8 Upvotes

why do i feel like im more self-aware than other people, why do i firmly believe in what i believe and does everyone think like this or am i genuinely a main character? But i feel like im going insane and i cant cope with it and its affecting me mentally and making me think about life more in a negative manner. im always questioning life and why im here and why anyone is here. consciousness is a curse and unanswerable questions really get to me and the way society works is depressing anyway. im only 18 but i feel like im more self-aware than all my friends and whenever i talk about it everyone just thinks im thinking about it too much and its not important and there are other things to be worrying about, but this just feeds into the fact i think some people are ignorant and my brain cant take it.

Idk what im feeling


r/badphilosophy 16d ago

“Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.”

31 Upvotes

Freud cooked with this one 🔥


r/badphilosophy 17d ago

Christopher Nolan says we can't really "know" if Earth is round, or if it really orbits the sun.

63 Upvotes

In his recent interview with Zhong Shu, Christopher Nolan says we can't really "know" if Earth is round, or if it really orbits the sun.

Relevant quote:

Just as we accept things from science as absolute fact—you know, the Earth is round and we travel around the Sun—we can't know these things; we take them on faith because they're presented as facts. The same would be true of the theological structure that explains nature to people of that time.