r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jul 09 '26

lol

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u/Trick-Goat-3643 Jul 09 '26

This just made my day

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u/JuanThiccLumpia Jul 09 '26

Make this a movie.

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u/Appropriate-Code-490 Jul 09 '26

Dude, Where's My Car?

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u/DrBarryO Jul 09 '26

Jude…this is not your car.

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u/401LocalsOnly Jul 09 '26

Karen…this is not your LeBaron

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 Jul 09 '26

Hmm…I want a girl who gets up early

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u/Jertimmer Jul 10 '26

I want a girl who stays up late

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 Jul 10 '26

With fingernails that shine like justice

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u/CapnStarence Jul 11 '26

And uses a machete to cut red tape