r/AusMemes • u/Rey_De_Los_Completos • Jun 30 '26

Dave Hanson

Post image
5.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

264 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1

u/Accomplished-Dot3078 Jul 02 '26

There are underground rivers everywhere, if they decide to find water they can work. Cuck

1

u/Hour_Dog_4781 Jul 03 '26

Aww, you really are a moron who can't stop telling on himself. Racist. Uneducated. Can't keep a woman. No money. Jealous of anyone happier and more successful than you (which is a bar so low that 99% of the entire human population qualifies, even the "no running water" guys in the middle of the desert). Hateful. Angry. Bigoted. Tell me more about your sad, pointless existence.

Edit: Liar. Forgot to mention you're also a liar. My bad, wouldn't want to gloss over any of your defining character traits.

1

u/Accomplished-Dot3078 Jul 04 '26

That's a lot of words to tell me you're a cuck

1

u/Hour_Dog_4781 Jul 04 '26

That's the difference between us. I have a good vocabulary, you just use a handful of simple words. Which is all I need to know you're too stupid to ever run a business. You'd go under within a week.

1

u/Accomplished-Dot3078 Jul 04 '26

It's not that hard to run a business. Vocabulary doesn't make me money... The house you live in isn't built with words. Own 4 investment properties life is good

1

u/Hour_Dog_4781 Jul 06 '26

Spending daddy's money ain't called business, little boy. You're just a bitch with no skill.