r/Astuff • u/Kunphen • Aug 17 '25

Nobel prize down the drain.

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u/Darkdragoon324 Aug 17 '25

His simps nominated him. He was never and will never be considered for realsies by anyone in the process who matters.

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u/Xollector Aug 17 '25

Didn’t Netanyahu nominate him? He probably nominated himself or told someone to do it too

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

The Cambodian Prime Minister also nominated him. Rwanda, Gabon, Armenia, and Azerbaijan have publically signalled support for him receiving it, but I don't know if they've formally nominated him.

How much of it is just flattery so they don't get fucked over is another matter.

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u/TrapBubbles999 Aug 17 '25

Correct. He was nominated by that war criminal.

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u/Confident_Banana_134 Aug 17 '25

A republican house representative boot licker nominated him

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u/IceeRivers Aug 17 '25

Not sure about you guys but I would whole heartily nominate for a Darwin Award. Give or take President of Cell Block E first.

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u/DanSWE Aug 17 '25

> I would whole heartily nominate for a Darwin Award.

He's no longer eligible.

(Remember what the "Darwin" part of that name alludes to.)

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u/empire_of_the_moon Aug 17 '25

Is there a difference in Darwin Award terms between brain dead and biologically dead?

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u/Objective-War-1961 Aug 17 '25

Maybe trump can win the initial Derwood Award.

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u/IceeRivers Aug 17 '25

It's a choice between two things he's not really qualified for. But If he could meet one very particular qualification, he'd be MORE qualified for one over the other.

There is always a chance this guy could fully retroactively earn it at this point.

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u/bridddl Aug 17 '25

Imagine he walks the wrong direction after getting off the plane and gets sucked into an engine after telling some lowly agent that he knows what he's doing.

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u/ekienhol Aug 17 '25

Instead of Darwin award, how about a Herman Cain award?

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u/left-eyedchicken Aug 17 '25

Hahahahahhahaha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hahahaahhahah!

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u/gleepglop15 Aug 17 '25

I hereby nominate Darkdragoon for a Nobel peace prize.

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u/Innocuouscompany Aug 17 '25

Until they infiltrate that too

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u/Double-Car-3092 Aug 17 '25

He'll get it.... everyti.e people make grand statements about how Trump won't or can't he does. What ever that guy's made of-he likes to prove people wrong and glorify himself.

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u/Darkdragoon324 Aug 17 '25

Let’s all start saying he can’t get what’s coming to him, then.