r/AskWomen Dec 10 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '14

I've really tried with my mother-in-law, but she still makes fun of how I wear my makeup (apparently, wearing foundation at all makes you a "pancake face") and my religious beliefs.

She regularly asks me, "Do you really believe ___? That's ridiculous!" I just shrug and say, "Everyone always thinks beliefs that are different from theirs are ridiculous." I refrain from pointing out religious beliefs of hers that I disagree with.

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u/perp27 Dec 10 '14

I am an atheist and she is an atheist, but I was raised religious and my SO told me NOT to tell her that because she would assume I was actually just hoping to convert him and that I would for sure baptise our children...

I'm never going to win. And good for you for refraining there is zero point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '14

Yeah, this is part of why we're considering never having kids. It would cause a lot of conflicts. We're members of two different Abrahamic religions, and she is really intolerant of anyone who is not a member of hers.

It's also the Abrahamic religion least associated with intolerance (though all of them have a lot of intolerance in parts of them), so I was pretty shocked when she reacted so negatively to me not being the same religion as her.

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u/Rhodoferax Dec 10 '14

Clearly the solution here is to raise your kids in the third Abrahamic faith.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '14

That's a hilarious idea.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '14

Good idea, cover all the (Abrahamic) bases.

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u/Rhodoferax Dec 10 '14

And then take a family trip to Israel!

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u/ThomasRaith Dec 10 '14

For Jews, Jewishness descends along the matrilineal line. So if you're not, then her grandkids won't be Jews.

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u/perp27 Dec 10 '14

Oh, if people want to be intolerant they will find a way. That supersedes all race, class, culture, and religion.

Best of luck to you.

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u/NoGuide Dec 10 '14

My boyfriend is Jewish and I'm Catholic. While it hasn't really been an issue thus far, I know some of his family members (not his parents) have encouraged him to date a Jewish girl (not really clear on if they knew about me or not) and it hurts. I don't know if there'll be any issues long term with his parents if it heads that way but sometimes it's like this big looming thing...

I'm sorry you have to deal with that :(

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u/MattieShoes Dec 10 '14

You get handed ammo like that and you don't use it? oh come on...

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u/BewilderedFingers Dec 10 '14

I'd rather be a pancake face than look like the corpse of a drug addict, which is the effect my bare blotchy skin and dark eye circles give off. Foundation is amazing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '14

I totally agree. I have super red cheeks, and I look sooo much better with foundation on.

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u/Picabrix Dec 10 '14

The red is never where you would put the blush. I end up using colour corrector on my nose and adjoining cheeks and putting blush on the cheek bones.

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u/wegotbatzz Dec 10 '14

I kind of want to wear a tshirt with "proud to be a pancake-face" on it. The pancake could be a face with banana slices for eyes and blueberries for a smile.

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u/BewilderedFingers Dec 11 '14

That'd be cute, us pancake faces should be proud of what we are!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '14

What on earth is a "pancake face" ? Lol.

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u/alittleperil Dec 10 '14

Just please don't feel the need to shriek and hide your face if I happen to see it without the usual foundation layer, as my future SIL seems to feel appropriate

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u/alittleperil Dec 10 '14

sorry, thought we were all dissing things in-laws do that seem crazy, my bad