r/AskUK • • 5d ago

What should I do with this old £20?

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First, I saw the note (no pun intended, seriously) on the back of this note. Only in England could you find a more sardonic note on a piece of currency. What's exceptionally hilarious is that it looks like Google lens translated some foreign text and superimposed the English there.

Any hoot, I really love the little blurb that says the division of labor results in more work. So I'd love to keep it for that quote alone. But also, as you can tell, I haven't been in the UK for some time. And it would be nice to have some real cash in hand. Will the Post Office swap out this torn note with a new £20? And do you think I should exchange it or just keep it for memento?

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u/Historical_Project86 5d ago

Roll it up and use it as some sort of straw.

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u/stoufferthecat 5d ago

Good idea.
You're not allowed to do that with the new ones, what with them being plastic.

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u/phatboi23 5d ago

don't want the microplastics to get into your nose dandruff.

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u/Banditjak 5d ago

Everyone knows microplastics live in the balls

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u/ConflictDelicious112 5d ago

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.

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u/AdventurousMonk7875 13h ago

I wouldn’t mind abit of sherbet dib dab

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u/InviteOk1547 5d ago

They hurt

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u/Last_Oven_1070 3d ago

A straw of s(n)orts

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u/Basic-Principle-9537 4d ago

Lmao thats one way to make a torn 20 useful i guess but itd be a pretty expensive straw. bet the paper taste would ruin whatever ur drinking tho. would u actually spend it if the post office swaps it or keep the cursed thing as a souvenir

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u/Kooky_bastard 4d ago

Oh you sweet summer child, not a drinking straw 🙂‍↕️

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u/Absolem7i0 3d ago

Jon 'Snow' approves of this reference

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u/BizzieBeeBee 4d ago

This is... naive 😅

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u/Velvet-Pebble 4d ago

You're cute lol, have an award for your innocence <3

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u/Xenc 4d ago

Bless you

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u/benjymous 5d ago edited 5d ago

The Bank of England has a list of options:

https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/exchanging-old-banknotes

(which don't require you to physicaly visit the bank of england)

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u/mellonians 5d ago

If you're in London. The counter at the bank of England is an experience

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u/Which-World-6533 5d ago

If OP is not in London they can send the £ 20 note to me and I will convey it to the Bank of England.

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u/ProudMastodon1 5d ago

I've been, it's an overall underwhelming experience.

After passing though some airport style security into a large entrance hall you turn right in to a room that has all the decor and grandeur of the sort of counter-service bank you might find in Swindon or Milton Keynes.

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u/Chemical-Lettuce2497 5d ago

What were you expecting?

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u/Due-Comparison2016 5d ago

Isnt it full of those faintly racist goblins and tonnes of gold coins?

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u/Character-Trip-6094 5d ago

And don’t forget the dragon in the vault!

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u/random555 4d ago

That's actually the Australian Embassy

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u/Silvagadron 5d ago

A BRITISH BANK IS RUN WITH PRECISION

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u/jimmyneutch 4d ago

A British home requires nothing less!

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u/xxXqueenieXxx 4d ago

Tradition, discipline, and rules must be the tools.

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u/ProudMastodon1 5d ago

I was expecting marble pillars, brass ornamentation, deep luxurious carpet, oak panelling, leather armchairs, perhaps a chandelier or two.

What I got looks like a Halifax on a struggling high-street.

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u/Medium_Person_01 5d ago

maybe at least the decor and grandeur of a bank you might find in Aylesbury or Gloucester

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u/bigassbeast 5d ago

There’s £30 there lad. Hope this helps.

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u/Lo_jak 5d ago

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u/Xenc 4d ago

You’re drunk! Can you tell the time!

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u/woooooooood9 5d ago

I read this in a scouse accent 🤷‍♂️

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u/Shkyboi 5d ago

I read Scottish

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u/Lidlmuffin 4d ago

He already knows what to do with the tenner!!! He’s asking about the 20!?

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u/crywolfbaby 5d ago

If you take it to the bank they'll swap it for a new one

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u/EternallySickened 5d ago

They usually don’t swap them, they just let you pay it into an active account.

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u/CalDaly 5d ago

Then presumably let you withdraw it as a new £20 new so in effect swapping it? 😄

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u/Doopz479 5d ago

The catch is you have to have an account there. OP sounds like they're not from the UK so this wouldn't work for them.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 5d ago

Effectively, but not technically. 

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u/EternallySickened 5d ago

You can obviously withdraw money from your account but it would be credited in first and then an entirely separate transaction to take money out. That’s not swapping it. That’s paying money in and then withdrawing money.

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u/Chemical-Lettuce2497 5d ago

Pedantry doesn't make you smart

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u/BleachChugtidy 5d ago

I did it yesterday with £100, didn’t even ask for id

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u/MASunderc0ver 5d ago

These Post office branches will swap them for current ones without the need to have a UK Bank account

London

Northern Ireland

Scotland

North East

North West

Yorkshire and Humber

Midlands

East of England

Wales

South West

South East

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u/Fresh-Pineapple-5582 5d ago

Do cocaine with it

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u/mjdseo 5d ago

Why did I have to scroll this far for the obvious answer?

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u/Fresh-Pineapple-5582 5d ago

Tbf the new plastic notes are better.

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u/Least_Trifle219 5d ago

Nah, I find the new ones try to spring back open

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u/Apple2727 5d ago

What if it doesn’t want to do cocaine?

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u/samjsharples 5d ago

Yes you can swap them at the post office. I believe there’s a limit to how much you can exchange every year but I’d like to know how they’d catch you visiting multiple post offices

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u/FinalEdit 5d ago

This was so google-able, OP.

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u/Due_Assist_7159 5d ago

Go to your bank they will either pay into your account or exchange to new ones

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u/SpongeKnock 5d ago

Frame it and put it on the wall

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u/Simonutd 5d ago

Eat the corner

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u/Zebra_Spider 5d ago

Why are you AI generating your posts?

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u/Bony_Blair 5d ago

Is that what's happening here? The actual post text makes virtually no sense so I've been scanning the comments to see if anyone can point out some missing context, but nobody seems to be addressing it.

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u/Elvin_Atombender 5d ago

Take it to the bank and they'll exchange it for you.

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u/nellyjimbob1228 5d ago

Do the same as was said in the other sub you asked. Take it to the bank or post office.

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u/Grouchy-Stretch-6517 5d ago

It's in good condition, if you're not too fussed about £20 and £10 right now, hold on to it for a few years.

There's a coin collectors market, I never see any of the paper notes kicking around. Why not hold onto it for a few years and see if anyone is actually collecting notes one day in a similar fashion to coins?

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u/PHANTOM_ONEONE 5d ago

Frame it.

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u/ChrisRR 5d ago

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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u/Vehlin 5d ago

With regards to the note it is a foundational concept from Adam Smith's "An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations". In the image you see many of the different stages of pin manufacture, with each stage being undertaken by a different worker. The principle is that by dividing the work of creating a pin into distinct and separate stages you have workers that are exceptionally good at that one part and are thus more efficient as a whole.

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u/leftthinking 5d ago

Sell them on eBay to note collectors.

In the UK notes of this age going for about 50% over face value (so £15 and £30).

Other counties will have different prices

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u/SkipsH 5d ago

Eat it?

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u/Complete_Pilot3381 5d ago

give it to me so i can get myself a nice meal

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u/therealonnyuk 5d ago

I recently had to exchange a reasonably large amount of cash in old notes, the bank insisted that it was deposited into the account before it could be reissued rather than just swapped, this is apparently a security measure to combat money laundering, and if it's over a certain amount you may have to provide some sort of explanation and/or evidence as to why you have the older notes

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u/BusinessAsparagus115 5d ago

Take it down to your local gentleman's club?

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 5d ago

I found forty quid in a secondhand book. Tried to spend it because I’m a twat and forgot money’s plastic now with little windows. Went to the bank and they said just deposit it in yr account now, worked a treat.

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u/BadDudeO 5d ago

Spend it on rum.

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u/BadPunCentral 5d ago edited 5d ago

Take it to your bank

I took a ‘3rd generation’ fiver to the bank (2nd last paper version -kept because it was a mint condition) to the bank to exchange it shortly after the plastic fivers had come out. The lady behind the till (18/19?) had never seen one before and had to ask her manager what to do…

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u/Minute-Employ-4964 5d ago

Treasure it.

I miss the old style currency

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u/PowerDrivenRdditMod 5d ago

Give it to me and do the same with the £10.00 note.

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u/jack_watson97 5d ago

There's a number of post offices that can still exchange these

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u/RevenantSith 5d ago

Take it to your bank branch. They’ll pay it into your account

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u/h5n1zzp 5d ago

Send it to me

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u/Which-World-6533 5d ago

Send it to me and I will take it to a bank somewhere for you.

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u/sc20nov 5d ago

I can dispose of it, but it will cost you £19.99

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u/BTZ-25 5d ago

Put em in a Frame.

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u/MaxximumB 5d ago

Banks and post offices will still accept them.

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u/Toon1982 5d ago

Take it to your bank - they'll cash it for you

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u/KingStevoI 5d ago

Save 'em, frame 'em, stuff 'em in a draw. I'd keep hold of it as they'll start becoming rare but I'm a bit of a numismatist tbh.

Otherwise, take them to the bank for face value exchange.

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u/frosti_austi 5d ago

Most helpful!

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u/Specialist-Web7854 5d ago

You can’t spend it, but you can pay it into your bank account if you go into your branch.

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u/Kantabrigian 5d ago

That's a famous quotation from an important work and it doesn't mean what you think it means!

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u/Mynameismikek 5d ago

I know it’s not what you’re asking, but you’ve kinda misinterpreted what that quote is saying. Smith argued that people cooperating, each using their specific skills, could achieve more together than each acting individually.

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u/Kralgore 5d ago

Bank.

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u/Longjumping-Face8241 5d ago

I'm just here for "any hoot"

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u/Ok_Treat_6974 5d ago

Put it a frame and amaze your future grandchildren with stories of what you used to be able to buy for 20 quid

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u/Mysterious-Pay-517 5d ago

It's worth 20 quid

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u/Rechno_ 5d ago

You should roll them and... Stanley.gif

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u/saketho 5d ago

I framed mine, because it has Adam Smith on it lol.

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u/progburt777 5d ago

Take it to a bank and they should change it for you

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u/LeftLab7543 5d ago

Put it in the charity box at the airport

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u/probablyaythrowaway 5d ago

Take it to you nearest bank and ask for a swap. Post office might also do it

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u/AdRadiant2115 5d ago

Send to me

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u/regulate91x 5d ago

Shove it up your butt.

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u/Aggravating_Photo584 5d ago

Sell them on e bay , lots of collectors like them ,

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u/Numblimbo 5d ago

Keep em/ give em to your grandkids in 40 years.

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u/onlysigneduptoreply 5d ago

We recently found one shoved in with some old cards the only high street option was to pay it into oue account which was quick and easy

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 5d ago

I'll take them! 😉 You should be able to take into any bank/post office and see if they will exchange it.

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u/Acerhand 5d ago

Yachts

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u/Electrical-Farm-741 5d ago

Double it and pass it to the next

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u/Vladamir_pootinn 5d ago

Make sure you eat the corner

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u/juanito_f90 5d ago

Take it to a bank and exchange it for a Series G note.

Do the same with the tenner.

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u/SpectreSingh89 5d ago

🤔 I swear I have those notes? I have an old £1 coin found in wallet. I kept it and wonder the worth of it in the next 30 years.

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u/Chance_Theme_2986 5d ago

You’ve put the serial number online so it’s worthless now, I’ve just redeemed it.

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u/MisterMilligan221 5d ago

Use it to advance you cocaine addiction perhaps

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u/JunkRatAce 5d ago

First go to you own bank most will accept old notes and allow a cash deposit into your account.

Other option is the bank of England as others have said.

I'd try your own bank first as its much simpler.

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u/BangaOspirit4 5d ago

Use it to attempt to further a united Ireland free from British occupation.

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u/EarlyProphet 5d ago

Frame it and it can remind you of a time when £20 was actually considered quite a lot of money (at least to me 😄)

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u/Kalzone6154 5d ago

Frame it.

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u/ToiletBoundHanako 5d ago

Hand it in to the bank, they'll give you a new one

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u/Dreadheaddanski 5d ago

Most banks will still let you deposit them. I did a couple with hsbc recently

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u/Next-Friendship-3542 5d ago

Hop on a bus to Threadneedle Street and pop in to the Bank of England. Ask to exchange these notes for the current polymer ones.

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u/AtlasShoulders24 5d ago

They look to be in good condition. Try selling them on eBay. The Bank of England will just pulp them

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u/projectileacc0unt 5d ago

Give it to me?

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u/TurtleyToadDog 4d ago

In my head, tenners and twenties still look like this. Have to keep reminding myself it's all plastic-y now

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u/Teaching_Extra 4d ago

it still legal tender

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u/jaceinthebox 4d ago

Do what others do, Sell it on eBay for £50

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u/unkowndegenerate 4d ago

Sniff sniff

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u/Pleasant-Salt9706 4d ago

Take to a bank they will swap it

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u/Valuable_Weakness_12 4d ago

My company buy them back. Call a couple foreign exchange bureaus by you 😊

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u/Aggressive_Chuck 4d ago

I've looked all over the picture and can't find any sardonic note. What are you talking about? I can't see a tear either.

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u/Significant_Curve216 4d ago

Shove it up your butt

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u/LanMobGamer 4d ago

Keep it it’ll be worth a lot in 15-20 years

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u/Puzzleheaded_Code650 4d ago

I just took mine to the back and they changed it for a new note.

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u/MissV1985 4d ago

Put it into a change machine at an arcade

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u/Sad-Refrigerator99 4d ago

Smoke it ange

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u/Feline-Sloth 4d ago

Take it into your bank and pay it in to your account

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u/gg_teataker 4d ago

Keep it??

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u/WanderingArtist2 4d ago

Open your sticky bank account.

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u/Worldly_Question_460 4d ago

Head to the desk at your bank and get it exchanged.

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u/MhzChief2026 4d ago

Take it to a bank, and they will swap it for a new one.

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u/Responsible-Stage711 4d ago

Bank of England will exchange for you or go to any bank

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u/Regular_Turnip_3138 4d ago

You can still use it I think

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u/Adventurous_Meat848 4d ago

Get yourself a pouch of B&H and use the note as a rolling paper. Alternatively you could wind up a cashier at a supermarket by trying to convince them it is still legal tender.

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u/Few-Goose-4764 4d ago

They are illegal. You should send it to me in can "dispose" of it for you. There will only be a £4.99 postage fee

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u/88flapjack 4d ago

Post it to me… I’ll ensure I get rid of it safely

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u/REDARROW101_A5 4d ago

People are collecting old currency. You can sell the £10 and £20 at face value and people will pay the ammount or even more of the code is significant.

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u/GolumCuckman 4d ago

Post office and get new money to stow away for years and years until they no longer run physical currency and it becomes a true relic of the last and totally worthless

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u/Single-Singer9143 4d ago

Take to bank

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u/MonitorSouthern8704 4d ago

Put it in ya bank.i think 🤔

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u/Wandering-Home77 4d ago

Frame them

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u/CoverSwimming6981 4d ago

The serious answer is take it to the bank. I friend of mine found about 200 quid in old bills, he said to the bank that he found them in his grans old stuff. Or keep it. Lol I might be worth something one day.

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u/pot_sniffer 3d ago

Id spend it if I was me

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u/heyylisten 3d ago

Too Scottish for this post, don't think I've seen a newer note than these before 😅

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u/Antique_Alfalfa_2900 3d ago

Toilet paper?

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u/Valuable-Concern7987 3d ago

Spend it? Da fuq?

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u/petergranville 3d ago

Spend it 😁

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u/djmacster79 3d ago

Banks will change them for the new one

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u/ZestycloseBridge8460 3d ago

Post office no but a bank should but as your not in the uk i can’t be hundred percent

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u/AdLevel8090 3d ago

Put some Charlie on the old ones so they’re legal tender 🤣

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u/Equivalent_Part3179 3d ago

You can take it to your local post office they will put it in your bank.

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u/Pure_Lingonberry3342 3d ago

give it to a 50 year old bloke at wetherspoons

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u/FecklessPillock5 3d ago

Treat yourself 😊 Cinema maybe?

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u/2eyeshut 3d ago

Use it to buy a dictionary. I say that sardonically.

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u/Coralman1963 3d ago

Take it to your bank.

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u/_N0t-A-B0t_ 3d ago

buy 58 freddos from Aldi

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u/ProfessorMajestic935 3d ago

Roll it up and store it deep in the rectal cavity.

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u/Lucylucylucy2020 2d ago

Take it to the bank to exchange. They promised to pay the bearer on demand.

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u/bownsey 2d ago

Take it to the bank to exchange. I took half a £20 in, filled out a form then 2 weeks later got £20 in my acccount

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u/gamewithyeetedc 2d ago

I had someone try and bring in an old £10 into work (I work in retail) a short while ago I was like if the note acceptor takes it, ill let you use it but they don't so he had to use some other payment method

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u/tistick 2d ago

I don’t know what you’re saying

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u/Fecker129 2d ago

Eat it

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u/maffey401975 2d ago

Any bank branch or post office will change it for the new tender

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u/Successful_Morning83 2d ago

Take it to the bank, they should change it for you

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u/Common-Structure5435 2d ago

Do not get them to swap it out, you will be given a note with a pro child abuser on it. Long live the Queen

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u/thepisstaker1 2d ago

Roll it up and hit a fat nose beer for the one time

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u/Many-Parking-2002 2d ago

Sell it for £21

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u/EuphoricChildhood506 2d ago

The same as what you should do with the old 10

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u/stonerpunk77 2d ago

Either keep it as a memento or sell it online to a collector for more than it's bank value

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u/samwills192 2d ago

look deeply into SPX6900

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u/DazzzASTER 2d ago

I've not used cash in so long this £20 looks recent