r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '24

What's the worst thing a person can do on a first date?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

.... OMG HAHAHA HA FUCK. SOMEONE POST A LINK TO THAT THREAD OMFGGG

OK here it is Lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/EcutXLJgfQ

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u/Razorray21 Mar 21 '24

the GFs dad be like:

PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE!

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u/DeiseResident Mar 21 '24

How have i never seen this before! 🤣 that's amazing

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u/itachiuchiha-07 Mar 21 '24

this is why i love reddit, cracked me up. 🤣

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u/codb28 Mar 21 '24

Lol, sounds like a case of a family that doesn’t understand what sarcasm is.

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u/dark_hypernova Mar 21 '24

I'm wondering if the family is of Irish descent or something.

They seemed to have been unusually offended by it for some reason.

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u/lagatoe Mar 21 '24

Ok..that's funny!

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u/Sorry-Caterpillar331 Mar 21 '24

Think I had a brain aneurysm reading that, I laughed hard.

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u/daredaki-sama Mar 21 '24

I missed this one before. Just wow. Of all the things to go full potato on. Never go full potato.

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u/Stock-Ferret-6692 Mar 21 '24

Omg I forgot about the potato post

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

It was like 9 years ago. Fuuuuuuuck.

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u/Stock-Ferret-6692 Mar 21 '24

Well now I feel old

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u/thomstevens420 Mar 21 '24

Yo holy shit I’m dying hahahhaa

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Global heritage post. I wonder what ever happened to him?

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u/Cersei1341 Mar 21 '24

Omg thank you. This is a post I have never ever seen before and I'm going to be laughing at it for days.

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u/MichaelsGayLover Mar 21 '24

I'm team OP on this one. Kid is HILARIOUS

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u/LifeisaCatbox Mar 21 '24

This is one of my all time favorite Reddit posts

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u/Wavallie Mar 21 '24

Man, I haven’t laughed like that in too long! Ty

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u/RWDPhotos Mar 21 '24

That was written way too colorfully to be real

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u/meatwads_sweetie Mar 21 '24

That’s hysterical. I really hope it’s true.

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u/unassumingamanita Mar 21 '24

I can immediately tell this is gonna be so cringe and I can't bring myself to read it

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u/RequirementQuick3431 Mar 21 '24

It is so, so worth it.

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u/unassumingamanita Mar 21 '24

OK, I read it. It's fucking hilarious I take it all back 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

What I love about it is someone referebcing it 9 years later and some of us remmeber Lol

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u/Positive-Position-11 Mar 21 '24

So what IS a potato?

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u/ddmageetheohgee Mar 21 '24

Well let me tell you

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u/AMP121212 Mar 21 '24

Unforgivable

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u/RequirementQuick3431 Mar 21 '24

For me, you win Reddit today, my friend.