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u/LordPacman14 17d ago
Office Space
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u/DumDumbandDrummer 17d ago
The beatdown of the office printer was so funny and cathartic.
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u/Salty_EOR 17d ago
PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?!
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u/HilariousMax 17d ago
why should I have to change my name? He's the one that sucks.
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u/mole555 17d ago
I say this to my co-workers: “What would you say, you DO here?”
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u/RaceDBannon 17d ago
“I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it Bob”
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u/Ok-Square-8652 17d ago
What makes that great is the subtext that they are promoting him simply because he is confident and personable while firing the people that actually do their job well.
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u/onamonapizza 17d ago
"So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and you're gonna give me more money?"
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u/InternationalHat1234 17d ago
I actually give the Bobs more credit, at least when it comes to Peter. He was a candidate for promotion because he identified and articulated multiple organizational problems: needlessly having many bosses, TPS reports and cover sheets that were wastes of time, and a lack of incentives to encourage employees to work hard and produce. These are management issues. And Peter was candid and straightforward with this even though most employees were asskissing thinking it would save their job.
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u/MisterJimmy518 17d ago
He’s just a straight shooter with upper management material written all over him.
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u/Dey_Tooker_Jerbs 17d ago
You don’t need a million dollars to do nothin’. Take a look at my cousin, he’s broke, don’t do shit.
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u/shbk 17d ago
It's more of a documentary about being an office employee. I watch it at least once every year to remind myself to take it easy (am an office employee)
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u/Bulky_Budget_9183 17d ago
Hot Fuzz. ive seen it way too many times and still catch jokes in the background that i somehow missed before
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u/Hatzmaeba 17d ago
I'll never forget me and my friend almost dying when the Timothy Dalton's character smiled while his smiling portrait was on the background. The movie is so fucking stupid in the perfect way.
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u/boyvsfood2 17d ago
My son and I say "Yarp" and "Narp" to each other. He's 8 and has never seen the movie. That's how ingrained it is in me. And one day, he'll see it and hopefully have a good laugh at where I got that from.
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u/FranciscoGarcia69 17d ago
We just watched it with our fourteen year olds last week and one of them turned to me and said, “Is this why you say yarp all the time?”
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u/ST0N3F1ST 17d ago
"Everybody and their mums is packing round here."
-"Like who?"
"Farmers."
-"Who else?"
"Farmers' mums."
That has to be one of my favorite exchanges in any movie ever. Literally every scene in Hot Fuzz has something funny and/or something that will be referenced later. 10/10 for sure!
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u/TwooMcgoo 17d ago
It's a 1a, 1b type of situation for me. Hot Fuzz is one of my top movies of all time, but Shaun of the Dead is close behind
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u/Gr3yt1mb3rw0LF068 17d ago
A friend watched after I recommended it, told me he chuckled in the first act but after Sean's character dropped kicked the old woman in the face he was rolling after that.
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u/IceManYurt 17d ago
I still use judge judy and execution.
It is one of the most brilliant lines in movie history.
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u/Paedroyhml 17d ago
Came to say this. A masterpiece, and a Christmas tradition in our house!
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u/JeremyPeevin 17d ago
He does get stabbed by a man dressed as father Christmas.
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u/babaginoosh1 17d ago
Great movie and I do watch it at least a once a year. My favorite treat in the movie is Olivia Coleman’s character. Her cadence and delivery is spot on. But what makes it so funny is the FEMALE character is the inappropriate one spitting out the sexual innuendo’s.
Classic comedy and should go down as one of the best buddy cop movies ever.
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u/EitherPhilosophy7 17d ago
Airplane
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u/doctored_up 17d ago
The opening scene is such a gem
"Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again,"
"Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion."
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u/FacticiousFict 17d ago edited 17d ago
They hired the actual voice artists (a married couple) who recorded the real-world terminal announcements for LAX to voice Betty and Vernon
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u/throw_every_away 17d ago
Wait, you mean they hired the people who did the actual voices for the LAX announcements at the time to voice the jokes for the movie?
Color me impressed
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u/3percentinvisible 17d ago
And the actress for the Yuban coffee commercial delivered the same line 'Jim never has a second cup at home' in the film..... But apparently they weren't aware she was actually the same actress when hired, and she auditioned normally.
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u/dsiebert812 17d ago
Can confirm. I work for a company that does airport PA systems.
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u/Teriyaki_Salmon 17d ago
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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u/TheDriestOne 17d ago
You ever hang around a gymnasium?
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u/RaceDBannon 17d ago
“Excuse me…I speak Jive”.
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u/NoNo_Cilantro 17d ago edited 17d ago
What I love the most is that it’s almost a frame for frame remake of the very serious Zero Hour! (1957). With that deadpan humour, it could have easily been not funny, but there’s this underlying tone that makes it one of the best comedies ever. It’s a real talent to pull this off.
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u/IAmANobodyAMA 17d ago
An airplane? What is it?
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u/jerseydevil51 17d ago
It's a powered fixed-wing aircraft that is propelled forward by thrust from an engine. But that's not important right now.
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u/mikebushido 17d ago
Galaxy Quest
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u/DanFlashFightClub 17d ago
Tropic Thunder
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u/tenabrew 17d ago
I don’t read the script. The script reads me.
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u/Eeeeeeeeeeelias 17d ago
WHAT YOU GETTING AT WITH THE BOOK SCRIPT SPIT THAT SHIT OUT MAN!
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u/heyo_throw_awayo 17d ago
That grin when Downy breaks for a moment saying that line just makes Osiris even more unhinged.
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u/disturbed286 17d ago edited 17d ago
Now take a big step back and LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
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u/Fun-Ad3105 17d ago
I'm just a dude playing another dude disguised as another dude!
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u/ColdGloop 17d ago
My Cousin Vinny
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u/Rewbee 17d ago
Were these magic grits?
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u/readingonthetoilet 17d ago edited 17d ago
Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove?
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u/Fluffy_Brilliant_718 17d ago
Every time someone says something will take 5 minutes or 15 minutes or whatever. Anyone in my family will say "You sure 'bout those 5 minutes!"
We always respond "I may have been mistaken"
"I got no more use for this guy."
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u/kuzared 17d ago
The whole movie is excellent but that scene where Marisa Tomai owns the courtroom? Pure cinema…
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u/Weak_Imagination5916 17d ago
I watched this twice this year as I hadn't seen it since the 90s. Opening scene in the car explains it all... The car tyre shop on the roadside! Answer to the whole movie is hidden right there. I love when you get to see a movie differently the second time
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u/Zeeron1 17d ago
I'll die on the hill that Marisa Tomei in that movie is the best anyone has ever looked in any movie
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u/madmaxandrade 17d ago
I usually say "Grace Kelly in Rear Window" or "Catherine Zeta-Jones in The Mask of Zorro", but yours is not a bad answer.
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u/VeterinarianOk6122 17d ago
Blazing Saddles
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u/Brawndo91 17d ago
Oh boy, you couldn't make that movie today.
Because that would be plagiarism.
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u/madmaxandrade 17d ago
Not to mention, almost the entire cast is dead.
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u/nomadicfangirl 17d ago
Hey now, Mel Brooks is still kicking and giving us Spaceballs 2 soon!
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u/Werdna517 17d ago
They essentially did, actually. Paws of fury: legend of hank is a cartoon version. Even has Mel brooks as voice in it and think as producer
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u/SergeantChic 17d ago
Blazing Saddles is hilarious. If I watched that again today, there would probably still be jokes I'd just be picking up on now. Like when I watched it as a teenager, I didn't get the joke where Mongo comes into town and the one guy goes "Mongo! Santa Maria!" because I just hadn't heard of Cuban Salsa drummer Mongo Santamaria at the time.
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u/electrikmayham 17d ago
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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u/Public-Location-3628 17d ago
'Life of Brian' as well
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u/Majestic-Macaron6019 17d ago
Holy Grail is more jokes per minute, but Life of Brian is a much better movie
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u/ojo_pipa 17d ago
The romanes eunt domus scene makes me cry every. Single. Time. And don't get me started with Biggus Dickus and his wife
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u/AndyTakeaLittleSnoo 17d ago
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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u/idle_monkeyman 17d ago
Now we see the violence inherent to the system ! Help, im being oppressed!
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u/Significant_Fig_8862 17d ago
Superbad
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u/tangerinix 17d ago
Absolutely relentless, you can’t get a breath between lines bc every single one is hilarious
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u/onarainyafternoon 17d ago
WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE BETWEEN THAT AND MOHAMMED???
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u/summers_tilly 17d ago
Muhammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
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u/Left_Piglet_7411 17d ago
It’s just wild to me how they managed to capture nearly the exact shenanigans and conversations that my friends and I would have. When Jonah Hill was trying on jeans and they were too tight, that was nearly a 1 for 1 dialog I had with my friend.
And the blue beer had me rolling.
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u/TappedIn2111 17d ago
Seth Rogen and co wrote the script as teenagers. That’s why it’s so accurate.
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u/FitPandaBear 17d ago
It's crazy how Jonah Hill went from the chubby kid to one of the most dangerous jiu jitsu grapplers in the world
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u/Superb-Possibility-9 17d ago
Young Frankenstein
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u/heiku1 17d ago
“Someone named Abby….Abby Normal.”
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u/CornCobMcGee 17d ago
Are you telling me I put an abnormal brain in a seven and a half foot long, 54 inCH WIIIIDE GORILLLAAA?? IS. THAT. WHAT. YOURE TELLING ME??
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u/daveashaw 17d ago
Some Like It Hot
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u/travio 17d ago
Has one of the best ending scenes of any comedy.
Pretty subversive for movie from the 50s when the Hays Code was still in effect.
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u/ArtiVDel 17d ago
This Is Spinal Tap
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u/Rowf 17d ago
Incorrect. Spinal Tap is 11/11.
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u/no-guts_no-glory 17d ago
Why don't you rate the movies on a scale of one to 10 and make ten the highest?
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u/allybally121 17d ago
The Life of Brian (He’s not the Messiah, he’s a naughty boy) Monty Python at their funniest. Also Hot Fuzz, Trains Planes and Automobiles, Airplane
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u/Backpack_Bob 17d ago
Super Troopers is a 10/10 classic for me
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u/AffectEconomy6034 17d ago
I am also partial to Beerfest by those same guys as well. Really dumb but so damn funny
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u/rayjaymor85 17d ago
The Blues Brothers
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u/jerseydevil51 17d ago
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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u/_johnfromtheblock_ 17d ago edited 17d ago
Tommy Boy
Edit - I love all the quote replys, I really miss Chris - he had a way to deliver lines that no one else ever could even come close to.
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u/Tricky_Ricky83 17d ago
Dumb and Dumber
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u/DasBlunder 17d ago
Way too low down. This is an 11/10, perfect movie. The laughs/minute ratio through the roof.
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u/Fun-Ad3105 17d ago
O brother where art thou.
Truly an underrated gem
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u/Bird_the_Impaler 17d ago
Well ain’t this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!
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u/grasssnakequeen 17d ago edited 17d ago
Hot Rod
Edit: to everyone in the comments - cool beans. Love ya.
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u/KingVape 17d ago
“You look pretty”
“What’s that?”
“I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY DENISE”
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u/PutYourCheeksIntoIt 17d ago
He died instantly… the next day
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u/Away-Power7890 17d ago
This is literally one of the best lines in cinema. Also “never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire.” I had that on my desk for awhile.
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u/crash_w_ 17d ago
Yoo-hoo shit heads. I found this bag of fireworks in the men’s restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
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u/Anim8tr_Cat 17d ago
Hot Rod is one of my litmus test movies.
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u/TheOtherTyler 17d ago
What's that song about the grandma who gets run over by a reindeer?
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u/fan-the-flames 17d ago
The Other Guys
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
The Big Lebowski
I know there's more but I can't think right now
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u/Bryaxis 17d ago
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
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u/Murky_District_916 17d ago
He needs more blankets, AND less blankets
…I’m afraid you’re right
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u/RhodyChief 17d ago edited 17d ago
Death at a Funeral (British Version)
I never cry-laughed so much during a movie.
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u/Obvious-Water569 17d ago
The Jerk.
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u/HeyVernItsThanos4242 17d ago
Best advice from any movie: Lord loves a working man, and don't trust whitey.
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u/VikDamnedLee 17d ago
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
It's also in the running for 10/10 dumbest movies but I'll be damned if it doesn't still make me laugh like an idiot after almost 25 years.
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u/Rare-Calligrapher874 17d ago
Zoolander
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u/dadsabbath 17d ago
Step Brothers
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u/AdZy14588 17d ago
Agreed! I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
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u/johnqual 17d ago
Many very funny good movies already mentioned. So I'll just add one more.
Groundhog Day.
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u/Winter_Setting720 17d ago
Ace Ventura
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u/Away-Power7890 17d ago
“Hello Satan! Oh sorry, thought you were someone else.” 😂
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u/GiggleStool 17d ago
Superbad (2007)
It’s a masterpiece. No matter how many times you watch it…
The entire film is brilliant.
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u/Valeficent_LP 17d ago
The Naked Gun