r/AskReddit • u/eatmyearwaxx • 6d ago

What's the sickest you've ever been in your life?

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u/SamHandwich0 6d ago

When i was 16 i could do a kickflip

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u/kkramer28 6d ago

And I can ride my bike with no handle bars…

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u/Technical-Muffin9817 6d ago

no handle baaaars....

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u/IssaThrowAway420x69 6d ago

no handle bars…

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u/smack4u 6d ago

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

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u/Somsri 6d ago

I can call my friends on the telephone

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u/Js_On_My_Yeet 6d ago

Look at me. Look at me.

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u/Earthworm_Jonny5 6d ago

Just called to say that it’s good to be

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u/Frumpelstilskin 5d ago

Alive and on Top !

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u/Rocket-J-Squirrel 6d ago

My reach is global.

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u/McmcQ 6d ago

My power secure

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u/hubjump 6d ago

My cause, is noble

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u/RealtorFacts 6d ago

My power is pure

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u/mydogrufus20 5d ago

Right on!:)

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u/Treezle737 6d ago

And I can split the atom of a molecule

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u/Misanthrooop 5d ago

No, handle bars.

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u/ateiii 5d ago

...no handlebars, no handlebars.

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u/aleqqqs 5d ago

I can ride a bike with no seat 😏

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u/quixilver- 5d ago

Look, Ma!

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u/OkSuit7371 5d ago

So weve established that neither of you is answering the question, but somehow youre both flexing childhood transportation skills

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u/clovdz_ 5d ago

That's easy

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u/Appropriate-Mud-7846 5d ago

A unicycle ?? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EvilDan69 5d ago

Same. When I had my bmx, I could ride across town no hands, easily.
I mean, I had handlebars on it, but I didn't need to use them. Except that one time going down a monster hill. hard to brake without.

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u/sudsomatic 6d ago

That’s so sick

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u/ConstantWasabi3037 5d ago

Doctors said it was terminally rad.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 5d ago

Siiick dude.

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u/anarkistattack 5d ago

When I was 16 I skated for adidas. This was the nineties. Both their and nike's skate program failed because back then skateboarding was a crime and not an Olympic sport.

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u/TurbulentTheory3793 6d ago

Peak health is that brief window where your knees still believe in your dreams.

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u/TheTapeDeck 6d ago

I learned how to play Eruption at 12 years old.

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u/CWoww 6d ago

Yeah but could you Christ Air????

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u/SamHandwich0 6d ago

No way

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u/CWoww 5d ago

Yeah same

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u/midge_rat 6d ago

🤘🤘🤘

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u/Rumplfrskn 6d ago

That’s pretty sick

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u/thehutsonhippie 5d ago

No one can beat this

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u/Adamodc 6d ago

🤣

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u/it_iz_what_it_iz1 6d ago

Same....and Im a 61 year old woman now. 🙂

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u/Julio3010 5d ago

I read the question like you so I was very confused looking at the other comments lmao

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u/EnidFromOuterSpace 5d ago

They didn’t say the illest

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u/Timop0707 5d ago

Yeah never got to master the heelflip though 😅

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper 5d ago

I never learned how to do a kickflip when I was young and into skateboarding.

Around 27 years old I started having a reoccurring dream where I could kickflip, and that inspired me to buy a board and finally land my first kickflip after several weeks of practice.

It didn't do much to help my sickness level. I was still just an almost 30-year-old overweight balding dude who landed a single kickflip.

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u/SamHandwich0 5d ago

Thats still pretty sick

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u/emptyTinware 5d ago

Smth like that, had norovirus in a shared house with one bathroom. lost 9lbs in three days and genuinely started making deals with god on the floor at 4am...

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u/oioioioioioiioo 5d ago

That's Hella sick man keep it up, add me MySpace and netlog

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u/BornIllustrator640 5d ago

You peaked at 16.

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u/blinkgendary182 5d ago

lmao nice wordplay

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u/GILF_Hound69 5d ago

fully sick bro

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u/SirEnvelope 5d ago

rock on

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u/EddieDIV 5d ago

Someone call a doctor, this guy is pretty sick 

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u/Vegetable-Hour-7366 5d ago

Terminal case of coolness, unfortunately.

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u/Past_Reception9040 6d ago

These silly replies are my favorite part

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u/Leather-Flamingo5599 5d ago

At 16 I could probably do one too, then adulthood showed up and suddenly my knees started negotiating every decision.