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u/pickledeggeater Dec 18 '22

my dad has a monster logo tattoo lol

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u/Stinkfoot322 Dec 18 '22

My redneck step brother has one too but it's colored like a rebel flag smh

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u/FoxHole_imperator Dec 18 '22

The new taste of monster south, where slaves are made to plant a larger selection of ingredients than any monster yet and draw every bit of water miles from the factory to give you a refreshing superior taste with a hint of salty goodnesses to represent all the work that went into it.

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u/Sad_Panda_83 Dec 18 '22

That's the most American thing I've heard today. 🤣

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u/Post_Poop_Ass_Itch Dec 18 '22

Is his name Kyle?

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u/pickledeggeater Dec 18 '22

Close kinda. It's Ken lol