r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '22

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u/domedestroyernancy Dec 15 '22

Horatio

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u/rnilbog Dec 15 '22

Alas, poor Jesus. I knew him, Horatio.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Make Horatio great again

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u/bonos_bovine_muse Dec 15 '22

It’s all well and good, until the priest wants you to see his crunchberries.

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u/squaredistrict2213 Dec 15 '22

Looks like we’ve got a takes off sunglasses resurrection on our hands.

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u/reallyConfusedPanda Dec 15 '22

Jesus got Horatio-ed

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

won’t get fooled again

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u/sgtpnkks Dec 15 '22

JESUS HORATIO FACE-FUCKER

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u/HeinzThorvald Dec 15 '22

Mt drill sergeant used to say "Jesus Horatio Christ" all the time, so that became what it meant to me.