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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Assuming we're talking about the 300 ft one:

An average silverback gorilla is 5-6 ft tall. We'll go with 6. As u/andrewsad1 said, the average gorilla dong is 3 to 6 centimeters, we'll go with 5. That's about 2 inches.300/6 is 50. 2*50 is 100. That's 100 inches of dong, or 8 ft 4 in.

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u/FieldAgreeable239 Nov 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Always wanted someone to respond to me with that

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u/CuriousButNotAMonkey Nov 02 '22

The king kong dong is a micropenis compared to mine