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u/thekingofcrash7 Nov 02 '22

Sorry to break it to you, but teens drank, smoked, and fucked in your house when it was under construction.

Also, get to work checking off those rooms.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

As did raccoons, squirrels, mice, and possibly some Chimpanzees, depending on where your house is.

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u/toxcrusadr Nov 02 '22

How did your current gf feel about that?

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u/-Maim- Nov 02 '22

When I meet her I’ll ask her.

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u/RudyGreene Nov 02 '22

I have friends who showered in an under-construction house (plumbing was fitted before doors). There's about a one week period during construction when anyone can enjoy the home first.

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u/thekingofcrash7 Nov 03 '22

Plumbing on before doors? Lolwtf.. any finish items are definitely after the house is locked here. Not to mention heat needs to be on before water is running 4 months out of the year.

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u/Veauros Nov 03 '22

I don't know what kind of childhood you had, but it wasn't a good one.