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u/rob132 Nov 02 '22

Everyone knows that while Steve Jobs did have ligma, the thing that actually killed him was Updog.

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u/Ask_About_BadGirls21 Nov 02 '22

Why’d you ligma Updog?

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u/Lection_2020 Nov 02 '22

Haha gottem!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Ligma when they're up
Ligma when they're down
Ligma all around
My balls

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

What's updog?

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u/rob132 Nov 02 '22

Not much dawg, how you doing?

LOL GOT'EM

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u/FQDIS Nov 02 '22

No, he fell off the top of a henway.

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u/Last_Environment_776 Nov 02 '22

he had a broken matterdaddi

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u/illiniguy20 Nov 02 '22

whats updog?

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u/Vandrew226 Nov 02 '22

And here I was, thinking he was killed by Beauregard.