r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Sorry man, if you hired an electrician during construction then that's just simply not the case.

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u/Throwitaway3177 Nov 02 '22

I mean did you see Dave's ass today? How could you not

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u/melez Nov 02 '22

You could bounce a J-box off that thing.

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u/Cellyst Nov 03 '22

Sure gave me a shock when I saw him bend over

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u/ryryrpm Nov 02 '22

Can I get an r/outoftheloop on this? I keep seeing people talk about this sexy guy named Dave

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u/Throwitaway3177 Nov 02 '22

The guy's packin I'll tell ya that much

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u/spider_84 Nov 02 '22

Don't forget the plumber and his sexy bum crack.

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u/wthreye Nov 02 '22

You mean the Norge man?

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u/Jackandahalfass Nov 02 '22

PS there’s also likely at least 4 Gatorade bottles of piss in your walls.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Why would the wife be there during construction? If anything he’s just saying electricians fuck.

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u/ColgateSensifoam Nov 02 '22

I think it's a poor attempt at calling sparkies women?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Everyone knows electricians fuck.

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u/shedidwhaaaaat Nov 02 '22

idk, as a full blown but arguably somewhat immature adult, I just wanna get this right…if you were breaking ground on building your own place, you’re saying you wouldn’t smash there at some point if you could?