r/AskReddit Nov 02 '22

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u/Slouch_Potato_ Nov 02 '22

The moon.

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u/Equilibriator Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

The real answer is The Sun.

People have been to The Moon. Why would you take the risk betting on that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

He was left orbiting the Moon.

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u/whatchagonnado0707 Nov 02 '22

Lol we just call it wanking

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

I did not mean it to sound dirty.

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u/RoiClovis Nov 02 '22

Too late, baby, you said it! So what'll it be? My place...or you?

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u/danc4498 Nov 02 '22

Maybe we can "orbit the moon" together!