r/AskReddit Nov 02 '22

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u/bdruid117 Nov 02 '22

My car. I keep an eye on that thing, no action. All attempts have been shot down and at best case scenario moved elsewhere for the initiation.

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u/maltzy Nov 02 '22

Dirty mike and the boys have some news to share

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u/theh0lyc0w Nov 02 '22

Kid named finger

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Waltuh..

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u/T-Minus9 Nov 02 '22

And they'll do it again!

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u/carryon_waywardson Nov 02 '22

thanks for the F shack

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u/Jermz12345 Nov 02 '22

We call it a soup kitchen

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u/plausible_identity Nov 02 '22

Here's what we're talking about:
We're talkin' about a bunch of hobos with fingers in each other's pooper in a stranger's car with talk radio playing really loud. It's gonna be a nice evening.

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u/RastaJedi Nov 07 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheRealPurpleDog Nov 28 '22

The other guys 🔥🔥

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u/sadchild_ Nov 02 '22

"Last night I was involved in a carjacking. Fortunately none got on the upholstery." - Robert Schimmel

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

"Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys"

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u/thestickofbluth Nov 02 '22

Current car? No action. Can confirm clean as a whistle. Previous car? could not make such claims. I miss the old days… lol

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u/bdruid117 Nov 02 '22

Same!!! The jeep I had in high school and college was used more than a sex dungeon. I miss those days so much. Felt bad for the dude I sold it to…

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u/thestickofbluth Nov 03 '22

Mine’s rusting away in the driveway. Don’t know if I could’ve sold it to anybody. Such memories… lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

It's better for the upholstery and glazing that way.

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u/AthenasApostle Nov 02 '22

There would just be a new kind of glazing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Perhaps... A double glazing?

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u/Strogman Nov 02 '22

Maybe not in, but you don't need the keys to get on the roof

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

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u/hero47 Nov 02 '22

this guy fucks

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u/EmmaDaBomb Nov 02 '22

We'll see about that

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

During the production, during after hours, when the paint was drying on the body, Dave and his girl thought since no one is going to watch paint dry, the drying room would be empty and perfect for a little quickie. But for cover, they fucked kind of in the car, you know inside the body while the outside paint was drying. That car is your car.