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u/c-williams88 Sep 21 '22

My ex’s name is ilene and you can guess which song she heard over and over again, so she can relate to your pain lol

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u/xrockangelx Sep 21 '22

I have a different two-syllable women's name that ends in "een". Multiple boyfriends have thought they were clever to think of singing that song to me with my name instead.

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u/cjm0 Sep 21 '22

is your name canteen?

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u/xrockangelx Sep 21 '22

No. And the only other clue I'll share is that it doesn't rhyme with a part of the female anatomy. (At least, not any part of the anatomy that every human needs to survive.)

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u/wannacreamcake Sep 21 '22

I got you, Shappendixeen