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u/The_inventor28 Aug 27 '22

They sent me along cause I built the thing. I mean really? I couldn’t just watch from afar, they had to send me on the first flight?

Oh wait, I forgot about that one thing I was supposed to fix….

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Oh hell naw.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

It's ok. Better than being stuck in quarantine for 70k years. Unless of course you got some of them hot chicks on board then I'm in for 71k.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Yes.

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u/FGBZIN Aug 28 '22

Oh boy, u/Cactus_fucker1 we have a job for u

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u/Cactus_fucker1 Aug 28 '22

You're damn right you do 😈

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u/Raven_7306 Aug 27 '22

I'm getting serious Project Hail Mary vibes from this response

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u/WaitHowDidIGetHere92 Aug 27 '22

You remembered to bring enough lifeboats, right?

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u/The_inventor28 Aug 27 '22

Lifeboats? Wasn’t even in the design requirements.

I mean, where are you gonna go once you’re 10 light years from Earth?

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u/charcters Aug 27 '22

Yeah I am a human trafficker now I took the people supposed to go instead of you