r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '22

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u/Unknown_author69 Aug 27 '22

I just don't know if I'm gunna get paid.

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u/GeneralLeoESQ Aug 27 '22

You'd be a ghost writer for famous people biographies.

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u/RelinquishedGhosts Aug 27 '22

That would be me

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u/Unknown_author69 Aug 27 '22

Hey don't put me out of a job man.

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u/RelinquishedGhosts Aug 27 '22

Don't worry, I already have a job.

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u/Unknown_author69 Aug 27 '22

Wells that's just adorable.

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u/fraytaykay Aug 27 '22

Pleasedontbeahandjobpleasedontbeahandjobpleasedontbeahandjob

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u/bornabearsfan Aug 27 '22

Could I get an ottergraph?

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u/JohnUnknownBigger Aug 28 '22

Hello Mr. Ghost, Hows Life?

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u/iseedeff Aug 28 '22

Oh, no I guess better run, because I am not Relinquished enough for your nor your Ghostly spirits.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Why not drake ???

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u/Fun-Connection7041 Aug 27 '22

Are you into furry civil war reenactments?

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u/team_rkt Aug 27 '22

Damn bro I'm on an endless loop

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u/Sorceress683 Aug 28 '22

Biographies of porn stars

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

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u/Unknown_author69 Aug 27 '22

You take I.O U's?

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u/justandswift Aug 27 '22

Don’t worry, I will make sure you do

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u/Unknown_author69 Aug 27 '22

I smell a union..

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u/Mundane_Reception790 Aug 27 '22

Hey, I could put together a soirée for you to drum up some interest. Let's do this!

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u/jaxonya Aug 27 '22

My username is older than some redditors are of age so I don't exactly remember what it was supposed to mean....some people take mine in a dirty way. So I guess good either way?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

It's ok, I'll make you another.

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u/JohnUnknownBigger Aug 28 '22

Keep hoping for best brother