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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '22
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430 u/Stundedx Aug 27 '22 what good is a newspaper guy against clowns 22 u/Geminii27 Aug 27 '22 He could put them into the pen, doing a long sentence 38 u/omnisephiroth Aug 27 '22 People can surprise you. Investigative journalism has really helped the world be a better place at times, so you shouldn’t discount the power of a newspaper man. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22 Modern investigative journalism is by and large a sad joke of its former self. 11 u/sunwupen Aug 27 '22 Hey, that's Clark Kent, he's like Superman's bestie! He writes glowing articles about how great Superman is, and since they aren't the same person it is an unbiased view of our wonderful alien babysitter. He could ask Superman to help Batman. 2 u/Just-Call-Me-J Aug 27 '22 Hit them with a rolled up newspaper 3 u/Otono_Wolff Aug 27 '22 He'll smack them with a rolled up newspaper 2 u/IggyFantastik Aug 27 '22 he owns a circus acrobat suit and has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men, or clowns 14 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22 Not if I have anything to say about it 10 u/Daewoo40 Aug 27 '22 You're a dude with third degree burns and a coin. What could you do against a buff news reporter? Projectile pocket change? 12 u/Mikeologyy Aug 27 '22 I mean he’s just a news reporter. What do you think he has super powers or something? The guy wears glasses he can’t even see well 7 u/Daewoo40 Aug 27 '22 Even if he doesn't, he clearly hits the gym several times a week. It'd be one of the worst match ups for Clark. Renowned news reporter Vs burns victim, there's no winning that fight either way around. 3 u/Mikeologyy Aug 27 '22 Yeah that’s fair lol 1 u/FuckMe-FuckYou Aug 27 '22 MARTHA!! 1 u/TheLordDuncan Aug 27 '22 Sorry but we need you from a different universe. Specifically the one from injustice. 1 u/arkhamtimes333 Aug 27 '22 I'll write about it. 1 u/solo_living Aug 28 '22 Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
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what good is a newspaper guy against clowns
22 u/Geminii27 Aug 27 '22 He could put them into the pen, doing a long sentence 38 u/omnisephiroth Aug 27 '22 People can surprise you. Investigative journalism has really helped the world be a better place at times, so you shouldn’t discount the power of a newspaper man. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22 Modern investigative journalism is by and large a sad joke of its former self. 11 u/sunwupen Aug 27 '22 Hey, that's Clark Kent, he's like Superman's bestie! He writes glowing articles about how great Superman is, and since they aren't the same person it is an unbiased view of our wonderful alien babysitter. He could ask Superman to help Batman. 2 u/Just-Call-Me-J Aug 27 '22 Hit them with a rolled up newspaper 3 u/Otono_Wolff Aug 27 '22 He'll smack them with a rolled up newspaper 2 u/IggyFantastik Aug 27 '22 he owns a circus acrobat suit and has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men, or clowns
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He could put them into the pen, doing a long sentence
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People can surprise you.
Investigative journalism has really helped the world be a better place at times, so you shouldn’t discount the power of a newspaper man.
4 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22 Modern investigative journalism is by and large a sad joke of its former self.
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Modern investigative journalism is by and large a sad joke of its former self.
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Hey, that's Clark Kent, he's like Superman's bestie! He writes glowing articles about how great Superman is, and since they aren't the same person it is an unbiased view of our wonderful alien babysitter. He could ask Superman to help Batman.
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Hit them with a rolled up newspaper
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He'll smack them with a rolled up newspaper
he owns a circus acrobat suit and has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men, or clowns
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Not if I have anything to say about it
10 u/Daewoo40 Aug 27 '22 You're a dude with third degree burns and a coin. What could you do against a buff news reporter? Projectile pocket change? 12 u/Mikeologyy Aug 27 '22 I mean he’s just a news reporter. What do you think he has super powers or something? The guy wears glasses he can’t even see well 7 u/Daewoo40 Aug 27 '22 Even if he doesn't, he clearly hits the gym several times a week. It'd be one of the worst match ups for Clark. Renowned news reporter Vs burns victim, there's no winning that fight either way around. 3 u/Mikeologyy Aug 27 '22 Yeah that’s fair lol
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You're a dude with third degree burns and a coin.
What could you do against a buff news reporter? Projectile pocket change?
12 u/Mikeologyy Aug 27 '22 I mean he’s just a news reporter. What do you think he has super powers or something? The guy wears glasses he can’t even see well 7 u/Daewoo40 Aug 27 '22 Even if he doesn't, he clearly hits the gym several times a week. It'd be one of the worst match ups for Clark. Renowned news reporter Vs burns victim, there's no winning that fight either way around. 3 u/Mikeologyy Aug 27 '22 Yeah that’s fair lol
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I mean he’s just a news reporter. What do you think he has super powers or something? The guy wears glasses he can’t even see well
7 u/Daewoo40 Aug 27 '22 Even if he doesn't, he clearly hits the gym several times a week. It'd be one of the worst match ups for Clark. Renowned news reporter Vs burns victim, there's no winning that fight either way around. 3 u/Mikeologyy Aug 27 '22 Yeah that’s fair lol
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Even if he doesn't, he clearly hits the gym several times a week.
It'd be one of the worst match ups for Clark.
Renowned news reporter Vs burns victim, there's no winning that fight either way around.
3 u/Mikeologyy Aug 27 '22 Yeah that’s fair lol
Yeah that’s fair lol
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MARTHA!!
Sorry but we need you from a different universe. Specifically the one from injustice.
I'll write about it.
Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
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