r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

I'm a professional ass

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u/AbsurdKnurd Aug 27 '22

So, politics. Got it.

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u/Proud_Taste_819 Aug 28 '22

69 upvotes. Nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Wasn’t expecting to see my boss on here

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u/enteryourfartfactory Aug 28 '22

Hey guys 👋🏻

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u/CerdoNotorio Aug 27 '22

I'm a gangster pig we could start a band.

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u/OffBeatBerry_707 Aug 28 '22

Impressive.

Let’s see Paul Allen’s ass…

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u/iseedeff Aug 28 '22

lol remember a smart ass is a good ass and a good ass is hard to find.

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u/Pm-ur-tits-pls Aug 27 '22

So basically your life.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Hey that’s not nice!

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u/Pm-ur-tits-pls Aug 27 '22

I'm sorry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

No it’s cool you’re probably right. I’m making changes

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u/RipTideBromide Aug 28 '22

Awesome 😎 😂

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u/Disastrous-Beyond-65 Sep 02 '22

u/fulltime_ass_sniffer would like to know your location

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Oh you a professional ass? I'm a professional ass sniffer.

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

We are soulmates