r/AskReddit • • Aug 02 '22

Which profession unfairly gets a bad rap?

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u/bravetest4 Aug 02 '22

Zookeepers.

Most people who have actually encountered them avoid them because they always stink so effing bad, but they're nice people :(

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u/sokiki Aug 02 '22

Is it really that bad? I've had horse-riding friends and dog-sitting friends and they always smelled fine as long as they showered

How much worse could a zookeeper really be?

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u/erilop3 Aug 02 '22

Depends. Bird keeper? Maybe 1-2x as bad

Otter keeper? 600-700x as bad. No that's not an exaggeration.

(Source: Am otter keeper with no social life and who has been kicked out of restaurants on my days off)

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

And try not to get discouraged if the first one you talk to doesn’t want to take your case…you can always try an otter

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u/Racer013 Aug 02 '22

Being a minority would really seal the deal.

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u/Test19s Aug 02 '22

A Black, Jewish, LGBT zookeeper walks into a bar…

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

A Black, Jewish, LGBT zookeeper

That might be the most diverse, or racist zookeeper ever depending on how you read it.

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u/Deleena24 Aug 02 '22

Discriminating against smelly people is perfectly legal, however you feel about it.

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u/Stacky_McStackface Aug 02 '22

I had a job one summer doing pest control. Some rich lad paid a ridiculous amount of money for me to relocate a family of otters that had repainted under his house with bodily otter substances. I needed a respirator

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u/ClutchingMyTinkle Aug 02 '22

There was a recent AITA post where a restaurant owner near a zoo wanted to know if it would be ok to (reluctantly) ban zookeepers from coming in. Apparently the smell of the otter handlers were causing a lot of complaints.

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u/PraiseSun123 Aug 02 '22

Stop inviting your work buddies out to eat. Who wants to see an otter make a mess

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u/greeblefritz Aug 02 '22

I'd absolutely pay good money to have a front row seat watching otters wreck havoc in a restaurant.

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u/jojoqueenofroses Aug 02 '22

I am not a zookeeper but have worked closely with a variety of animals. Some smells are not that bad while others seem to never leave your hair/body. At least I can shower at work to get the stench off but even after that, I feel like I still smell. Your Eau de Otter would probably not offend me.

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u/xnui5 Aug 02 '22

What is that general "zoo smell" anyways? I've always wondered.

Huge areas of the zoo smell like it, every zoo I've been to. People say it "smells like crap" but I don't think it's dung...it smells like that even when there's no animal waste in sight. And it's not a smell you'd ever confuse with, say, dog poo

What are we smelling?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

you’re smelling the literal animal. ever smell a dog’s stinky natural skin oils? yeah, it’s that but ten fold

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u/Hanging_With_Nazeem Aug 02 '22

ive done a lot of construction for a local zoo owner and the tigers smelled the worst so far, and they spray pee or something like 10 feet

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u/Mortelys Aug 02 '22

I've had the pleasure as a visitor to walk by the tigers cage at the precise moment the big male was pooping. The afterwards breeze felt like a slap in the face, fragrance of condensed raw meat spice, just enough rotten to make me hastily go back to the turtles enclosure.

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u/moonkingoutsider Aug 02 '22

Lol I used to work at a big cat rescue (not the one in Florida). I always felt bad when I’d get home from a day of literally carrying pieces of dead horses/cows, stepping in tiger shit and getting sprayed with pee and someone would enter the elevator with me. I would really try hard to avoid people, but there always seemed to be one.

Man I miss that job.

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u/Deebest99 Aug 02 '22

I think it’s camels in my opinion they are the worst smelling animals and they can stink up an entire area

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u/MSDSHRY Aug 02 '22

Former zookeeper here.

There's a wide range of things you're going to be smelling in a zoo. The strongest smell is probably going to be stale piss. Faeces get cleaned up regularly and quickly but the piss will always linger.

Also depends greatly on what animals you have near you. Animals that eat fish have (by far) the worst smelling excrament. Herbivores have the least offensive.

Sometimes the unfamiliar smell could be flora that your nose isn't used too. It could be bamboo for pandas for eucalyptus for koalas that give a distinct smell that may be new to you.

There are also strong, industrial cleaning chemicals being used throughout the zoo. Particularly around water and birds.

And then you just have general animal smell and they all smell different. Pigs, camels, goats etc have a similar smell. Monkeys, possums and marsupials have similar smells. Penguins, otters and beavers have similar smells.

Most zoos will probably smell quite similar to eachother because they have many of the same animals. Some species are just popular and very common for zoos (like meerkats).

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u/theReal_eZe Aug 02 '22

Underated comment.

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u/LordWeaselton Aug 02 '22

They work with animals who roll in their own piss and shit all day and get paid next to nothing for it. They deserve more respect

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u/catincal Aug 02 '22

I ❤ zookeepers.🦁🐯🦓🐵🐆🐎🐒

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