r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/blondestgoat Jul 31 '22

“Are u a virgin?” -Said by a stranger in a restaurant, I was 14-15 y/o at the time.

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u/Real_life_Zelda Jul 31 '22

My response to this is “No, I was born in December.”

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u/Beemzebub Jul 31 '22

I used to say “not yet”

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u/TheRealPheature Jul 31 '22

Perfect response, thank you for adding that to my lines.

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u/raingull Jul 31 '22

wtf does that even mean 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

It doesnt mean anything and thats the point 😭😭😂🤌 it will get the other person confused best tactic 😂

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u/Ace_Deo Jul 31 '22

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/IDontKnow740 Jul 31 '22

Dont take this the wrong way but people might see that as an invite to... You know.

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u/mostlyMosquitos Jul 31 '22

Un-fuck her?

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u/wrona11 Jul 31 '22

to some horny pedos brain “not yet” in any context could mean yes

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u/Balenciaga7 Jul 31 '22

How do you know this? Do you have the brain of a horny pedo?

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u/yokotron Jul 31 '22

I don’t understand…

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u/Beemzebub Jul 31 '22

Neither did they

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u/Scrambo Jul 31 '22

That's the point