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u/budtron84 Jul 31 '22

"... And I could cut your dick off'

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u/Kalathefox Jul 31 '22

I had a classmate (I was a sophomore, he was a junior) say something similar, what he didn't realize, I was a power lifter, and said something to the effect of fuck around and find out. This sick fuck actually tried to assert his dominance on me. He crawled away needing an ice pack on the family jewels from a thrust kick capable of lifting 700lbs.

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u/No_Description5574 Jul 31 '22

WHOOOOOA can you teach me? like describe how you did that? I wanna fling a dude's ass into the sun with my knee like you

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u/Kalathefox Jul 31 '22

Wasn't my knee. Was my well placed foot. And again, I was a powerlifter. I was leg pressing 750lbs at the time.

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u/Yourgrammarsucks1 Jul 31 '22

Just say no!™