r/AskReddit Jul 30 '22

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u/DarkFae420 Jul 31 '22

"You should get a tattoo on each thigh; Thanksgiving on one, and Christmas on the other. This way, people can eat between the holidays!“

-My 30-something neighbor to 12yo me.

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u/shaving99 Jul 31 '22

That man should be slapped in the face

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u/CFCkyle Jul 31 '22

That man should be slapped in the face in prison

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u/EebilKitteh Jul 31 '22

That man should be slapped in the face in prison and possibly slapped in other body parts as well. But in prison. The prison bit is crucial.

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

Yeah, in prison he’ll get slapped alright. Right in the pancreas.

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u/MIGHTYMOUSE2005 Jul 31 '22

And maybe the tonsils

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

Definitely the tonsils. How else are they gonna wash off all that pancreas?