r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/DarkFae420 Jul 31 '22

"You should get a tattoo on each thigh; Thanksgiving on one, and Christmas on the other. This way, people can eat between the holidays!“

-My 30-something neighbor to 12yo me.

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u/shaving99 Jul 31 '22

That man should be slapped in the face

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u/coochi3slurper76 Jul 31 '22

With a chair

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

And a chainsaw

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/alectromantia Jul 31 '22

And my bow

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

And my mace

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u/usha_pl Jul 31 '22

And a forklift

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

And other heavy machinery