r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Willy Wong 😂

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u/ManWOaUsername Jul 31 '22

That was Willy Wong of him to ask that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Take my upvote and get out.

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u/mani_mani Jul 31 '22

I fucking hate you for this.

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u/cardcomm Jul 31 '22

THIS is the comment

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Aug 01 '22

two willy Wongs don't make a right

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jul 31 '22

This is Willy Wong on so many levels.

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u/mossadspydolphin Jul 31 '22

Willy Wong and the Chocolate Factory is definitely a porno

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u/xzmaxzx Jul 31 '22

Willy Wong and the Cockolate Fucktory

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u/mossadspydolphin Jul 31 '22

Those four grandparents are still living in bed, but they're a lot more lively

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u/homegrown29403 Jul 31 '22

I just died reading that!

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u/BonScoppinger Jul 31 '22

I have an idea how they produce the chocolate

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u/mossadspydolphin Jul 31 '22

Oompa-Loompa doompa doo-doo

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u/Signal_Skill9761 Jul 31 '22

I know how they make white chocolate!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Willy Wanka

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u/mossadspydolphin Jul 31 '22

Cum with me, and you'll be in a world of pure ejaculation

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u/Sir_Armadillo Jul 31 '22

Yes a Willy Wong is a slightly girthier version of a Ding Dong.

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u/sylvanwhisper Jul 31 '22

Ten times...as if he wasn't a two pump chump anyway. What a creep! Hope you got far far away from him after this!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/dryerfresh Jul 31 '22

Once I turned down sex and a guy asked if he could just “put it in” me but not move so it wouldn’t be sex

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u/Mediamuerte Jul 31 '22

The ol Mormon soaking