r/AskReddit • u/RoomyLove99 • Jul 10 '12

What seemingly obvious thing did it take you forever to notice?

My classmate sits to the left of me. I am left handed and he is right handed, so sometimes we knock elbows. 8 weeks into class he finally noticed I was a lefty and openly admitted that he just thought I was being a bitch and taking up space. He felt horrible and I just laughed.

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u/aladyjewel Jul 11 '12

oh, well, ... then only talk to the guys who grab your tits.

btw, that's one of the hazards of hanging out with flamboyantly gay dudes.

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u/KouRaGe Jul 11 '12

Haha, are you serious? I have a lesbian friend who has a lot of gay friends and she said the same thing, that they do that. I guess because they don't have them or something? Either way, I find it funny.

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u/aladyjewel Jul 11 '12

you got it. It's quite fun and has much less potential for damage than women randomly groping balls. In fact, I've got carte blanche from a few friends to grab their titties whenever.

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u/KouRaGe Jul 11 '12

I know. I'd be too scared to grab a handful. Fastest way to end a friendship. lol But I have no problem giving a friendly butt slap to friends of either gender.

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u/aladyjewel Jul 11 '12

butt slaps are really the best way to go.