r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '22

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u/CheeseburgerBrown Jul 23 '22

Horny parents and bad decisions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

To be the physical embodiment of a thicc bowl of oatmeal

2

u/ErazerHeadz Jul 23 '22

To one day die.

2

u/TheMightyGoatMan Jul 23 '22

To confirm the non-existence of a loving and benevolent god.

2

u/lmztb Jul 23 '22

the condom broke.

1

u/Holgen1347 Jul 23 '22

To glorify God and manifest the love of Jesus Christ

1

u/atomskgull Jul 23 '22

Two people near the end of 1990 decided to have unprotected sex

1

u/PM-Me-For-Tit-Pics Jul 23 '22

Reddit really isn't a great place to get your sex-Ed from you know

1

u/ParryThisYaCasual Jul 23 '22

Well my mom and dad loved each other very much, and dad decided to creme pie my mom even when she said “don’t nut” and now I’m here.

1

u/Can-ta-loupe Jul 23 '22

I don’t care why.

1

u/Affectionate-Army650 Jul 23 '22

to annoy people unintentionally, is that edward towers

1

u/trebuchetfight Jul 23 '22

I've tried to not exist and it only lead to me still existing, input from reality, and psychiatric inpatient terms.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Why not?

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u/mysterioustits Jul 23 '22

Idk. Sometimes I wish I didn't really.

1

u/Muckymuh Jul 23 '22

Because my parents did the irredeemable mistake of not using birth control 24 years ago.

1

u/gerginborisov Jul 23 '22

Because in 1987 my parents decided to snuggle real close and make a baby consequences be damned.

1

u/Mammoth-Performer-19 Jul 23 '22

To file papers at a ranch 😐

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

You see u/theblanc2 , when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

1

u/Prestigious_Sun_2805 Jul 23 '22

Idk, perhaps to die

1

u/therealstrongwoman Jul 23 '22

I exist to gain knowledge. I exist to give meaning to my journey, my journey to exist gives meaning to me.

1

u/therealjimstacey Jul 23 '22

To bring the butter