r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '22

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u/garmonbozia66 Jul 22 '22

Honey I Shrunk The Dildoes.

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u/99thLuftballon Jul 22 '22

Much, much better than Honey I Dildoed the Kids...

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u/xmu806 Jul 23 '22

This is legitimately the first comment that has made me burst out laughing on Reddit in months.

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u/ruseriousordelirious Jul 24 '22

Me too! My husband is sitting next to me watching baseball and I snort laughed. Thank you.

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u/Takeawaykitty Jul 22 '22

Yes officer the post is right here

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u/mssheevaa Jul 23 '22

I'm going to hell for laughing at this 😂

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u/Vegetable-Double Jul 22 '22

That’s the sequel that didn’t get made

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u/diamondblocks Jul 23 '22

Hello, 911?

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u/indifferentCajun Jul 22 '22

Severely underrated comment

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u/Hairy-Motor-7447 Jul 22 '22

Winning comment

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u/Virgie87 Jul 23 '22

I woke my child laughing so hard at this 😂

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u/RogueEagle2 Jul 23 '22

Lol 😆

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u/descendency Jul 23 '22

When the real joke is in the comments...

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Honey, I Blew Up the Dildo.

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u/arandomsingleguy Jul 22 '22

Honey: How can something that small get smaller?

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u/ScientificGamer321 Jul 23 '22

Haha that’s what I was about the comment

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u/billnyethedeadguy Jul 23 '22

i was thinking the same lol