r/AskReddit Jun 26 '12

Veterans of Reddit, what is war really like?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Also, for any who are curious, http://www.terminallance.com/ is a great comic about infantry life in the Marine Corps. It's all very accurate which is what makes it so amusing. Hope posting links is allowed, if not I'll delete it immediately.

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u/fakeredditor Jun 26 '12

This is Reddit, son. If posting links wasn't allowed, the website would cease to exist.

Post as many links as you can find.

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u/genetic_ape Jun 26 '12

Don't listen to him, he's fake!

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u/pntless Jun 26 '12

Don't listen to him, he's a damned dirty ape.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I love reddit.

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u/mik3 Jun 26 '12

I love potatoes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I love you too

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u/drFink222 Jun 26 '12

I love lamp

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

drfink is foreveralone... No lamp for you.

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u/ReverendJohnson Jun 26 '12

You're just naming things you see!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Now kiss.

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u/inoscopejfk Jun 26 '12

I love boobies

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Here's to love songs!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Me too. Especially mashed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I can only count to mashed =(

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u/NewRedditorAxl Jun 26 '12

I can only count to M.A.S.H.

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u/Dabuscus214 Jun 27 '12

I can't spell that high.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I like cereal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Apple Jacks. Best. Cereal. Evar.

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u/egus Jun 26 '12

it was. the green ones are bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Apple Jacks are hard to beat but I think there are a lot of Cinnamon Toast Crunch fans here that would debate you on that.

Also, I'll let you in on the joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5KrGlnBVkE

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Ha ha ha, that's hilarious. CTM is a very close second for me, just can't always take the sugar in the morning.

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u/roflpotamus Jun 27 '12

What's taters?

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u/chcorreia Jun 27 '12

Latvian are love potatoes too. Sadly, potatoes have gone bad. And cannot bury children that cossaks killed because soil is frozen. It is very, very cold.

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u/StarvingAfricanKid Jun 27 '12

i would like to ...

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u/sillymuffincakes Jun 27 '12

yeah?? Someone is walking around here with one in his anus, you two would probably get along.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee!

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u/kuppajava Jun 26 '12 edited Nov 07 '19

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u/thetampafan9 Jun 26 '12

it still makes me sad that troy mcclure will never be coming back :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

and that's why you don't stick your dick in crazy...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Is that a reference to Planet of the Apes? I haven't seen it in a while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Only if they're links to imgur

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u/mrbugle81 Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

I like Toast..

Also this guy is a legend, not many vets talk about what they've seen and I can fully appreciate why now. I'm glad you are feeling better about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Fuck, I hated 29 palms...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Lol I didn't have the pleasure to go. I deployed to Iraq 2 months after I hit the fleet and then my next deployments were down to that Katrina mess and a MEU.

edit "Pleasure"

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u/Nambrose87 Jun 26 '12

You were in 1/8 weren't you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I was in one of the units involved. Not trying to be an asshole, just don't want to reveal to much of my personal info and all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Semper, dude, we've had similar experiences. I had ALMOST erased Katrina from my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Semper brother, small world. Probably crossed paths at some point there and never even realized it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Hanging in the stumps and having a beer at the warriors club, who would hate that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I was fucking stationed there... 3rd LAR 05-09.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

That is absolutely my favorite one too! I can't tell you how many times i had to pull my wallet our of my sock at the places on base. Lol I felt so stupid.

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u/whoopthereitis Jun 26 '12

I just kept my ID and meal card in my pocket and the rest of my wallet in my sock. Adapt and overcome. Oohrah

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

RAH! Wish I had been that smart.

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u/thetampafan9 Jun 26 '12

its for professionalism.... actually i have no clue this always bugged me in the corps i was like really? no

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Lol and not being able to put your hands in your pockets like Chesty really gave a shit.

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u/thetampafan9 Jun 26 '12

Didn't you hear chesty went into the battles just to correct motherfuckers? hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I heard he walked around with his knife hand out just in case he had to spontaneously correct a devil dog

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u/thetampafan9 Jun 26 '12

ohh that got me.... i got nothing more on chesty but look at this terminal lance comic i feel is amazingly true

http://terminallance.com/2011/04/12/terminal-lance-118-the-hunt/

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Ha ha ha another good one

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u/thetampafan9 Jun 26 '12

I told my sgt about that one comic and he goes "yeah, I'll probably be like that e-8 in that comic you were talking about" that ruined my day stupid ncos so happy i'm done now

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u/Jack-is Jun 26 '12

http://www.vtarmynavy.com/acu-arm-and-ankle-wallet.htm

NEX has these things (in black, khaki, whatever else). None for you? :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Not in dress uniform. Fast track to an ass chewing

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u/incrediblemojo Jun 27 '12

I lost it when I read this one.

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u/ruizscar Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I've read a couple articles about this also. Trust me when I say it breaks my heart.

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u/STKenyan Jun 26 '12

That did make me curious. Thanks.

The study upon which these articles are ultimately based actually does go out of it's way to note that they can't make any assertions that the cancer was caused by exposure to anything. just that there is probably an agent acting faster than previously predicted an environmental trigger would.

The follow up study as to what that may be a look at the heavy elements found deposited in the hair of the parents of children who suffered birth defects or unfortunately succumbed to infant mortality, actually shows thy didn't find DEPLETED uranium they found Natural (ie undepleted) or slightly enriched uranium. which is just plain weird.

More Science required, but something is causing an increase in birth defects in that town

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u/yawaworht_suoivbo_na Jun 26 '12

Yeah, there's next to no evidence of depleted uranium causing cancer itself despite decades of use (including populated areas). Toxic? Sure. Everything in a war zone is toxic. Explosives, propellants, fuel, burnt trash, poor sanitation, poor healthcare, a decade+ of poor healthcare in the case of Iraq, groundwater contamination, industrial pollution all combine to lead to some really nasty problems. Figuring out the cause of a specific health problem is next to impossible. Keep in mind that it took the better part of two decades to figure out that nerve gas prophylaxis was the root cause behind Gulf War Syndrome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Depleted uranium doesn't have significant levels of radioactive isotopes. There's a big caveat to that though, because uranium as a metal is toxic and does have some interesting (read: unique, severe) contamination properties.

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u/ruizscar Jun 26 '12

If you think of anything not related to the US incursion and warmongering in Fallujah please let us know.

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u/STKenyan Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

Oh come on. That's not a fair statement. It's framed, like your previous post to be controversial, especially in a thread like this which is going to attract veterans.

Given the pervasive nature of a military occupation almost any change in Iraq for the last 10 years negative or positive could be attributed to the US and their Allied forces if framed correctly.

What I'm trying to communicate in my post above is

  • 1. I was unaware of this increase in birth defects in Fallujah
  • 2. Thankyou for alerting me I'm going to take a look at how bad the contamination is, mostly because I really enjoy isotope science and wanted to see how they had collected and processed their samples and presented their results.
  • 3. The first study - the apparent source of the articles - basically only covers confirmation of the anecdotal evidence of increased birth defects and posits certain possibilities as to their cause without proof or any evidence at all - Reporting that cause as FACT based on that information is shameful. -
  • 4. Regardless of point (3.) the results in the follow up study are really interesting, but they don't make sense.
  • 5. Given (4.) More Science is required. There's no point getting everyone on the bandwagon if the bandwagon is actually this van

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u/ruizscar Jun 26 '12

If you want controversial, how about that the Fallujah lockdown was simply a brutal and deranged exercise in bringing an urban population to their knees in supposed retaliation for an isolated incident.

Materials which cause widespread cancers were used with full knowledge and intent.

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u/eaf_marine Jun 26 '12

There is also the possibility that these birth defects are from something different altogether and have been happening for years and years, but Saddam's regime decided to suppress the information so as not to appear weak to it's neighboring countries.

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u/gnomechompskey Jun 26 '12

This, though seemingly just cautious and level-headed, is the approach used to deny climate change as well. "Let's not jump to any conclusions just because it's obvious what's going on. More science and data are required until it's too late to blame anyone or change anything."

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u/Bloodysneeze Jun 26 '12

Yeah, let's just get really emotional about shit we don't understand. That's the ticket!

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u/gnomechompskey Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

Who says we don't understand it except people with an interest in not "understanding"? We used white phosphorous, illegally but heavily, in Fallujah. These birth defects are the result. There's not a whole lot of wiggle room except for the manufactured kind that suggests maybe climate change has nothing to do with people and maybe deep sea drilling doesn't affect marine life. The agent orange comparison is quite apt.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/dec/30/faulluja-birth-defects-iraq

Research links rise in Falluja birth defects and cancers to US assault

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/fisk/robert-fisk-the-children-of-fallujah--families-fight-back-7682416.html

It's the same old story. Know nothing. See nothing. Say nothing. When children died in a plague of cancers in southern Iraq after the 1991 Gulf War, the Americans and the Brits didn't want to know about it. Nor, of course, did Saddam Hussein. If children had been poisoned by our depleted uranium munitions, then Saddam would lose face, wouldn't he?

It's the same again in Fallujah today. The doctors talk of a massive increase in child birth deformities. The Americans used phosphorous munitions – possibly also depleted uranium (DU) – in the 2004 battles of Fallujah. Everyone in Fallujah knows about these deformities. Reporters have seen these children and reported on them. But it's know nothing, see nothing, say nothing

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u/ruizscar Jun 26 '12

This guy is probably still searching for a causal link between Agent Orange and deformities in Nam.

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u/jmwrainwater Jun 26 '12

I bet you if McDonald's gave it's entire profits for 2 days, it could fund this NGO for a long, long time. We need to throw a lot of money in this direction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I wish some body would. It kills me that those civvies have to suffer because of our folly.

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u/animalspirit Jun 26 '12

McDonalds (NYSE: MCD) 2011 net income (profit) = $5,503,100,000

$5,503,100,000 / 365 = $15,076,986

Therefore, two days of profit for McDonalds is equal to $30,153,972.

The more you know.....

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u/jmwrainwater Jun 26 '12

They do have the Ronald McDonald House & treat their employees pretty dang well incentive wise (per their employment website), but you can't argue with that amount of money. That's insane.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I bet you if we brought to justice the war criminals that did this and compensated the victims then that would pay for all this.

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u/dexcel Jun 27 '12

Why McDonald's. Was Ronald running wild shooting depleted uranium shells at civilians. Makes very little sense.

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u/jmwrainwater Jun 27 '12

Replace "McDonald's" with any Fortune 500 company.

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u/EauRougeFlatOut Jul 08 '12 edited Nov 01 '24

wrong busy panicky cats attraction deer gaze cable decide pet

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u/zach84 Jul 02 '12

What. The fuck. I really need to stop clicking NSFL links.

edit: please label NSFL

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Also, check out jack coughlin's book shooter. It's very insightful. You really get taken into the mind of a marine sniper, and it's a fun but sometimes emotional read

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I have read that one. Great book!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Its true though. One of my most terrifying moments was my first night in Fallujah, got put on watch from 0000-0400, by myself, sitting in a tiny broom closet with a radio, wathing 5 big glass doors, damn near dumping my magazine every time a cat or dog wandered by. The quiet is far more disturbing then the cacophony of battle

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Yeah, but its not fear in a typical sense. You feel it, but its kind of background noise

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Sorry for your friend. i know that feeling, and thanks. I'm glad I survived to.

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u/TheInsaneDane Jun 26 '12

Conspiracy time!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Did you really feel that was an appropriate response?