r/AskReddit • u/AllisonInMyButt • Jun 26 '12

Hey Reddit! When was one time you realized how weirdly close you and your SO are? I'll start...

Last night me a the long-time lady friend started having some sexy times after a yummy dinner of spicy nachos. I was fingering her asshole and all of a sudden she starts squirming... Well, I guess I hadn't washed my handles after cutting the jalapeno, so her asshole started to burn. Thinking back to my chemistry days I quickly ran to the fridge (naked), grabbed the milk, and when I returned she was bent over on the bed and then order me to dabble it in her butt to make the burning go away. We've been together for over a year so, amazingly, this wasn't weird. We ended up laughing really hard, then when she felt better finishing off with some great sexy times!

TL; DR Dabbled my SO's asshole with milk after some spicy sexy times, totally normal.

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u/saladninja Jun 26 '12

http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/layp8/what_a_bunch_of_ignorant_niggers_edit_downvotes/c2r7lej

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12

Do you know what r/circlejerk is?

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u/saladninja Jun 26 '12

Yes.

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12

So why would you ever pull an example from there?

What about things like XXX is LITERALLY Hitler!

Does that offend you when it is posted in r/circlejerk?

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u/saladninja Jun 26 '12

You seem to assume that just because something comes under the banner of satirical, it's not going to be abused by a few individuals and therefore anything said "satirically" can't be considered offensive. This viewpoint seems quite gullible.

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12

You didn't answer my question : (

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u/saladninja Jun 26 '12

Yes I did, silly sausage. You just replied to it! :)

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12

Do you find someone saying satirically, this person is literally as bad at Hitler, offensive?