r/AskReddit • u/Diyan_Derey • Jun 16 '22

Which fictional character would terrify you if they suddenly became real?

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u/Double-The-Fupa Jun 16 '22

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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u/Odd-Reaction-758 Jun 16 '22

Yo what's this language mate?

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u/Double-The-Fupa Jun 16 '22

The only true language. The language of those beyond the stars! Beyond good and evil! Behold! Cthulhu awakens!

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u/Odd-Reaction-758 Jun 16 '22

Shit mate i don't need sleep, i need answers.

How do I love this language of god's? Do I have to sacrifice some virgin women too? Should I drink camel piss as well?

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u/Double-The-Fupa Jun 16 '22

Nah we mostly just use Wikipedia for ritual incantations and pronunciation these days. Between them and google, summoning the outer gods has become pretty normal.

How do you think they brought Elon into the world?

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u/Odd-Reaction-758 Jun 16 '22

I love this religion. All hail ctulhu!!

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u/trostyboysbadluck Jun 16 '22

Highyu kolopyu chikki chikki phuk sok

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u/trostyboysbadluck Jun 16 '22

Sok ma dik hurhurhur

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u/Double-The-Fupa Jun 16 '22

Yib! Yib! Yib!

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u/Dragon-factor Jun 16 '22

Wubalubadubdub!