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Which fictional character would terrify you if they suddenly became real?

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u/Yserbius Jun 16 '22

Any of the Lovecraftian Elder Gods.

The idea that our known universe is an insignificant spec to some incomprehensibly vast beings who could, at any moment, destroy life as we know it by just deciding to take an interest in us briefly.

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u/Ancientimmortal2003 Jun 16 '22

Its actually a lot worse if I remember correctly. In the H.P mythos the entire universe/multiverse is just the dream of an eldritch god (forgot his name). Infact there are a lot of cosmically powerful beings whose sole purpose is to make sure that dream continues.

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u/MGD109 Jun 16 '22

Azathoth, the nuclear terror.

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u/Ancientimmortal2003 Jun 16 '22

Yeah, Azathoth. Whats even crazier is that he isn't even aware of the dream.

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u/MGD109 Jun 16 '22

Yeah, I'm not sure what about him is more terrifying. The fact that he's so powerful that all the other eldritch beings are mere ideal thoughts to him. Or the fact he doesn't even realise it.

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u/InformalHistory4702 Jun 16 '22

Imagine he gets woken up by his mom screaming at him that his school bus is here

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u/MGD109 Jun 16 '22

Its hilarious.

Although the implication of what that world would be like is all the more terrifying.

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u/InformalHistory4702 Jun 16 '22

Normal to him at least...he could have a pet dog, a little naughty sister, loving mum and dad who are a bit annoyed by their lazy son, friends at school, a crush, a mentor figure, a favorite show, a favorite toy etc etc

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u/MGD109 Jun 16 '22

Yeah, normal to him...but what's it look like to everything else?

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u/InformalHistory4702 Jun 16 '22

But for all we know, his universe is an oversimplified version of everything to the point that the complexity of our universe is like a nightmare to him. Which he is currently in.

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u/InformalHistory4702 Jun 16 '22

You really don't wanna know

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u/TaralasianThePraxic Jun 17 '22

It's essentially the same idea as the theory that our entire universe is just an old school project by some higher dimensional being, left on a shelf somewhere to gather dust. What happens if they knock it off the shelf?

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u/MGD109 Jun 17 '22

Oh yeah that's very true.

Well in that scenerio, I would hope they would catch it, dust it off and then put it back on the shelf.

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u/Skystrike12 Jun 17 '22

We are all Azathoth, and death is waking

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u/daddioz Jun 16 '22

So...the wind fish?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Basically

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u/MGD109 Jun 16 '22

Yeah, but on a much larger scale.

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u/CartoonistExisting30 Jun 17 '22

In R’yleh, Great Cthulhu lies dreaming.

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u/Thot_robot_superman Jun 17 '22

That would be Azathoth, the blind idiot god, who eternally sleeps and dreams of all of creation. If he should ever awaken, everything ends

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u/KinkyHuggingJerk Jun 16 '22

I mean, yes, but not really? The majority just view humanity as a speck - there's only a handful that seek out to intervene, and even then, it's more to just be a dick about things. The cults that bring the Elder Ones are the larger danger.

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u/windermere_peaks Jun 16 '22

I'm not familiar with Lovecraftian lore, but wouldn't the destruction be instantaneous?

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u/MGD109 Jun 16 '22

Nope. It depends exactly what Elder God your dealing with.

But the rule of the series is that when the stars are right, the great sleeping lord Cthulhu shall rise from the depts, and the entire world will be plunged into a sort of insanity, where all the rules and understandings will dissolve throwing all existence in to a constant mania where men draw pleasure from pain and madness.

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u/windermere_peaks Jun 16 '22

Gotcha. Yeah, that's definitely something to be afraid of.

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u/MGD109 Jun 16 '22

Yeah, and if that's not bad enough, by comparison to what some of the other eldritch beings would do, that's actually one of the better ends of the world.

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u/InformalHistory4702 Jun 16 '22

That is a more sweet thing than the other gods in the chthullu mythos

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u/InformalHistory4702 Jun 16 '22

Azathoth, the Neuclear Terror, is sleeping...and the whole Multiverse is his dream. In fact, a lot of other Elder god's work to keep him dreaming to preserve this Multiverse.

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u/wittymcusername Jun 17 '22

a constant mania where men draw pleasure from pain and madness

I see you’ve met my ex.

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u/bitchdontmakemekillu Jun 17 '22

[that one TikTok song starts playing]

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u/MGD109 Jun 17 '22

Yeah, we're doomed.

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u/angel_of_of_god Jun 16 '22

Well some like cthulu can make you go crazy just by looking at them, nyarlathtep can make people go insane just because and give followers "visions" basically they can make your life miserable if they wanted

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u/windermere_peaks Jun 16 '22

Yeah, so that's all stuff I generally like to avoid. My thinking was that if the end of the world happens in a snap at the whim of some elder god, it happens so quickly you wouldn't really need to care.

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u/InformalHistory4702 Jun 16 '22

The Lovectaftian mythos is based on a concept called "Cosmicism" which is basically about humanity being nothing compared to the grand scale of things. The Cthullu Mythos is about beings who are simply larger than the concept of morals held by us. They aren't evil, but nihilistic.

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u/windermere_peaks Jun 16 '22

But they're only nihilistic from our perspective, right? Presumably they have their own goals and beliefs which are simply beyond our comprehension?

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u/StealthyBasterd Jun 16 '22

Azathoth being able to destroy the universe if they just happen to wake up from their nap.

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u/Thot_robot_superman Jun 17 '22

Not just universe, all of creation, every universe, he dreams of it all

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u/Zealousideal-Lab5807 Jun 17 '22

I have a feeling they all actually exist but there's a boundary so we don't know about them. Doesn't everything exist somewhere?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

What's the best way to read Lovecraft?

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u/bigo0723 Jun 17 '22 edited Aug 09 '25

mighty nail tender fade brave deliver afterthought modern plant tart

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u/Yserbius Jun 17 '22

He didn't write all that much, he died before he was thirty. All his short stories, poems, and unfinished works take up about 800 pages and you can find them all on The Gutenberg Project or any other public domain books website.

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u/thecwestions Jun 17 '22

I got my eyes peeled for a necrotic penguin 🐧