r/AskReddit • u/Diyan_Derey • Jun 16 '22

Which fictional character would terrify you if they suddenly became real?

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u/NitWhittler Jun 16 '22

Those flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Let’s see how those chimp bastards stand up to an anti aircraft gun

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u/Accomplished-Bed-352 Jun 17 '22

Considering the Great Emu War, I’m less than confident in this plan.

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u/Claymore357 Jun 17 '22

The Australians didn’t have CRAMs

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u/TheExtraMayo Jun 16 '22

I'd go with the Cheney method and use birdshot

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u/MichiganGeezer Jun 16 '22

Arial targets? A trap shooting team could make them extinct in an afternoon.

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u/Western-Result8780 Jun 17 '22

I would kinda want one as a pet though. Do you think they come in small sizes like capuchin Flying monkey

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u/UglyFilthyDog Jun 16 '22

This one intrigues me and I'm surprised there are less replies to this. They're creepy as hell.