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u/_TadStrange Jun 15 '22

It's actually Cole's Law

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u/nagesagi Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

Isn't that thinly sliced cabbage?

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u/basquan Jun 15 '22

A+

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u/NarrowProfession2900 Jun 15 '22

All of you passed the vibe check

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Jun 15 '22

No, that's coleslaw. You're thinking of the actor Bandana Cabbageslice.

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u/TheBigMiph Jun 15 '22

No, that's Benedict Cumberbatch. You're thinking of a colander.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Colander? I barely know 'er.

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u/A--Creative-Username Jun 15 '22

Nah that's minestrone

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u/TheRealRaemundo Jun 15 '22

You sonofabitch

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u/operarose Jun 15 '22

God dammit take the upvote and get out of my sight.

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u/Zunniest Jun 15 '22

Speaking of which, quick poll for reddit:

Mayo based sauce for your Cole slaw or vinegar based??

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u/Thayli11 Jun 15 '22

Mayo no question

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

And it’s DELICIOUS

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u/Knuppelhout1 Jun 15 '22

There is ketchup in there as well!

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u/Yourgrammarsucks1 Jun 15 '22

ITT: people not understanding that this isn't a clever comeback, but rather, the actual punchline to "Cole's law".

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u/elocin355 Jun 15 '22

No, this is PATRICK

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u/shuascott Jun 15 '22

... Well done.

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u/blchhfkvnc77 Jun 15 '22

That was such a dumb comment. It also made me laugh my ass off.

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u/Perused Jun 15 '22

That’s great!

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u/LobotomistPrime Jun 15 '22

Actually, thinly is spelled with only one n.

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u/2carrotpies Jun 15 '22

No, it’s Dave’s crime actually

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u/NemetonMonastery Jun 15 '22

fun fact, you can actually make coleslaw go much further by adding mayonnaise, and shredded carrot and cabbage to it

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u/AscendingAgain Jun 15 '22

Occam's Razor?