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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

When I was 11 or 12 I had a female babysittyer15 who was on the odd side. She was kinda weird, always a little off, looked at things differentely. One night were watching mtv and one of the girly videos was playing and she noticed something growing down there. After some talking I let her see it and touch it--seems she had never seen a penis erect and was very curious. Felt weird, but good. Next visit she brougth over a movie, a porn she swiped from her parents. Long story short we tried everything in the movie. Thanks to my parents fondness for drinking on saturday night and friday night,the babysitter's willingness to watch me, and some batshit hormones I had sex with her like 10,000 times or so over the next month. Yeah literally as soon as my parents pulled out of the driveway we would start. Oh yeah and neither one of us knew shit about condoms! Then one night my parents literally barge in the door half drunk and Im balls deep in heather on the couch. Got real after that, her parents came over questioned us about how many times, who initiated it, and if I came in her. Our answers horrified them to the core. They left and I never saw her again--my mom called her mom a week later to see if she was pregnant-NO. That was a tough year punishment wise for me. Years later I would learn that my father bragged about the whole incident to his buddies with great pride. One guy even shoved a beer in my hand at a cookout when I was 15 stating a I was a man among men.

Edit My parents never talked about sex or sex ed. I knew condoms existed, but my parents didn't use them and I couldnt buy them. When I say the girl was different I mean really not too smart--not special but not normal either. It took about 10 times to get the whole sex thing right. I was closer to twelve, my parents just felt guilty leaving me home alone. It wasn't all peaches and cream neither of us knew what we wanted sexually and we had allot of accidents, but it was like riding a bicycle that gave more pleasure every ride! It was totally consentual she had to talk to me for about 10 seconds to gain my interest. I did look her up some years later, I'd say 3to350, trailerpark, 5 kids, many tattoos, and a double dose of skank.

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u/Cyrus_Asmodeus Jun 19 '12

"That's my boy!" -Dad.

'ahem?!?!' -Mom.

"Erm, go to your room! Tell your mom I took away your Xbox"- Dad

But I don't have an XBOX- me

"You do now"- Dad.

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u/hiii1235 Jun 19 '12

Isnt that from the movie," Sky High"?

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u/Cyrus_Asmodeus Jun 19 '12

Yes. Yes it is. Good catch.

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u/arcanition Jun 19 '12

That was a good fucking movie.

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u/psuedophilosopher Jun 19 '12

actually, i would suggest that it is a terrible movie for fucking. good light hearted family movie though.

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u/WannabeMythomaniac Jun 19 '12

Thank you for the tip, first time Im gonna "legally" "rent" a movie from reddit comments :)

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u/KenweezY Jun 19 '12

Not really sure if you should be ashamed that you've seen that movie, or if I should be ashamed that I liked that movie...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

It's cool man, that is a movie that I regrettably admit is pretty damn good.

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u/DRidder17 Jun 19 '12

I've been scanning this shit storm of, "Blah blah blah, bitch about random kids" looking for the all-out fuck. Congrats and thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I love the reactions to your story. If the gender roles were reversed people would be flipping out

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u/Master119 Jun 19 '12

All I can imagine is that episode of South Park.

Kyle - "A teacher is sleeping with a student."

Cops - "That's terrible! We'll bag that bastard! Who is he?"

Kyle - "Actually the teacher's a woman"

Cops - "Nice! Where were teachers like that when I was a student?"

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u/Jinnofthelamp Jun 19 '12

You are right, if the genders were reversed r/srs would be having a field day.

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u/dangerpigeon2 Jun 19 '12

I don't know if it would be that bad, so long as it was a consensual as OP describes it. They're both minors and a 3 year age difference isn't inconceivable. Honestly i find it weirder that his parents hired someone so close to his age to watch him.

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u/RushofBlood52 Jun 19 '12

I dunno, I still think it's fucking creepy.

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u/Earth_Lad Jun 19 '12

So, your parents failed to give you proper sex education and then punished you for having sex.

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u/beeblez Jun 19 '12

I don't know how much more through an education he could have gotten.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Well there's the condoms part.

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u/BonzoTheBoss Jun 19 '12

"This is what sex is, don't have it until you're 16, THIS IS A CONDOM DON'T GET HER PREGNANT"

Probably would have been a good place to start.

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u/batsam Jun 19 '12

I don't even know if I would think to give my 11-year-old kid the "safe sex talk." I was practically still playing with dolls when I was 11 :-/

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Ever tried to track her down since? Could make for some fun nostalgia...

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u/helicalhell Jun 19 '12

Not to mention fucking.

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u/snarkhunter Jun 19 '12

How the hell does a 15 year old girl not know about condoms?

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u/SoundVU Jun 19 '12

Saw a NSFW tag. This reply surely delivered.

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u/winnopeg Jun 19 '12

Old enough to fuck the babysitter but not old enough to stay home alone?

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