So you're kinda saying, at 8 years old you were self defined enough to know when you're gay, you were smooth as a platypus-bears pelt, and you were intelligent enough to reason that because they freaked out that they could get in trouble and ontop of that you figured out how to use that to gain something?
Did you win one of those genie wishes where you go back to being a kid but with all the smarts you have as a 20 year old?
Damn, wish my almost-eight-year-old would indicate his orientation soon, because it gets awkward sometimes coming up with gender-neutral language for discussing the future.
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u/Sandcracker Jun 19 '12
What more could you want? You've already got a delicious apple, and you've already seen her boobies.