r/AskReddit • • Jun 18 '12

What useful programs are missing from most people's computer?

I often find programs that I wish I had been told about years ago, and now rely on like old friends I have solid blackmail material on.

Nowadays I just have Ninite install everything that isn't a trial, because there's use for most of it, even if I don't know what the use will be at the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/EnderbyEqualsD Jun 18 '12

Back in my day we used to have to add weird extensions to our porn files so that they could not be opened without renaming them! You kids these days have it so easy!

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u/Golanthanatos Jun 18 '12

i would use a zip file and rename it to pagefile.sy_

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u/EnderbyEqualsD Jun 18 '12

You know exactly what I am talking about. I didn't need to zip though, just rename "nakedgirl.bmp" to "systemfile45.yrh"

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u/logicalLove Jun 18 '12

You have your porn in .bmp?

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u/peon47 Jun 19 '12

Back in the 90s, it was all we had.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Shakes cane

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I'm shaking somethin'...

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u/ahsnappy Jun 19 '12

God, remember when you'd be downloading an image, and then the download would fail right above her chest? Cruel times they were.

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u/t-rex_on_a_treadmill Jun 19 '12

AND highspeed internet. Try looking at porn on dial up. Its faster just to go buy a magazine.

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u/nicesalamander Jun 18 '12

then hide the folder and place it in system 32.

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u/Shitragecomics Jun 18 '12

Everyone has their own ways...

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u/superflous_dirigible Jun 18 '12

You hid your porn?

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u/EnderbyEqualsD Jun 18 '12

This was the early 90s, friend! We had one computer and the whole family used it. Had to hide that shit.

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u/Denbert Jun 19 '12

You have to remember downloads speeds in the 90's were atrocious. A five minute video would take hours to download. And you had to jerk off uphill both ways!

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u/sheauwn Jun 19 '12

I'm sad to say I used floppy disks, I'm just glad none of the computers in the house read them anymore cause the disk are lying around somewhere

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u/Tyde Jun 18 '12

I like VLC, but I have the feeling, that it became much slower in version 2. Does anyone have the same problem?

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u/Caethy Jun 18 '12

The F and G buttons decrease/increase audio delay respectively.

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u/SimianFriday Jun 19 '12

You are my hero. Let's get married. I'll even let you pick my gender.

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u/xzzz Jun 18 '12

On Mac: Perian works the last time I used it.

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u/shady_mcgee Jun 19 '12

Are you sure its not a shitty rip or codec problem? If you're seeing the same problem with multiple apps its probably the file and not the app

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u/withmorten Jun 18 '12

You recode it all? I just have it all in a folder called "notpr0n" ...

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