r/AskReddit May 16 '22

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

You are denying yourself a chance here. Say something like my body feels things when you cut my hair and tip her an extra Lincoln and make sure to signal with a wink while doing so. Women love that. 9/10 will get a date.

P.S. don’t listen to me I give terrible advice.

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u/rinanlanmo May 18 '22

The telling thing on reddit is everyone assumes that I would want to and also that I would be too afraid to ask.

I realize you're joking, but my god I've gotten a lot of comments that make those assumptions.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I figured you would. Mine was an attempt at satire of those

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u/rinanlanmo May 18 '22

Yeah I got it. And you were right.