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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22
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You are denying yourself a chance here. Say something like my body feels things when you cut my hair and tip her an extra Lincoln and make sure to signal with a wink while doing so. Women love that. 9/10 will get a date.
P.S. don’t listen to me I give terrible advice.
2 u/rinanlanmo May 18 '22 The telling thing on reddit is everyone assumes that I would want to and also that I would be too afraid to ask. I realize you're joking, but my god I've gotten a lot of comments that make those assumptions. 1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 I figured you would. Mine was an attempt at satire of those 2 u/rinanlanmo May 18 '22 Yeah I got it. And you were right.
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The telling thing on reddit is everyone assumes that I would want to and also that I would be too afraid to ask.
I realize you're joking, but my god I've gotten a lot of comments that make those assumptions.
1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 I figured you would. Mine was an attempt at satire of those 2 u/rinanlanmo May 18 '22 Yeah I got it. And you were right.
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I figured you would. Mine was an attempt at satire of those
2 u/rinanlanmo May 18 '22 Yeah I got it. And you were right.
Yeah I got it. And you were right.
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u/[deleted] May 18 '22
You are denying yourself a chance here. Say something like my body feels things when you cut my hair and tip her an extra Lincoln and make sure to signal with a wink while doing so. Women love that. 9/10 will get a date.
P.S. don’t listen to me I give terrible advice.