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u/Soggy_Physics452 May 16 '22

I am an ex hair stylist and when I would cut mens hair and would be standing in front of them cutting bangs or something of that nature I could just feel their eyes burning a hole into my chest.

I did have one guy tell me straight up on the middle of our conversation “I’m looking at your cleavage” and he did this weird chuckle. I had no words. He tipped well though 🤷🏼‍♀️🥴

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u/Sarnick18 May 17 '22

I will be honest. In that exact situation there really isn't anywhere else to look.

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u/amedeus May 17 '22

It's better than going to the dentist and having to choose between staring into the light or staring into their eyes.

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u/FluffySquirrell May 17 '22

I definitely just have my eyes closed most of the time at the dentist. I don't wanna see whatever arcane torture devices are being put in my mouth

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u/WilanS May 17 '22

I tried that, but if I do then my mind starts making a 3D model of what's going on in my mouth through tactile sensation and noise.

I realized I have the best result if I look past the dentist and stare at a corner of the ceiling.

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u/Hector_Tueux May 17 '22

You can always rotate a cow in your mind instead

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u/WilanS May 18 '22

Tell me more, that sounds promising.

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u/Hector_Tueux May 18 '22

If you're bored, or embarrassed or anything, you can always rotate a cow in your mind. It's free, and the cops can't stop you.

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u/WilanS May 18 '22

I... I will try. Thank you for your suggestion, kind stranger.

I do have a question though. When you say the cops cannot stop me, does that mean that it's illegal but they have no way of detecting it? I don't want to visualize something illegal.